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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Express

Purple OG 18

Purple OG 18 is what happens when OG Kush puts on a grape co

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple OG Kush

Purple OG Kush is what happens when OG Kush does a wine tast

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Purple OG Kush x Pre98 Bubba

The strain that looks like it raided Grimace's closet and sm

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple OG Punch

Purple OG Punch is the strain equivalent of a weighted blank

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Coma Candy

Purple OG Punch

Purple OG Punch is what happens when Grandaddy Purple and La

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple OG Punch Auto

Ganja Farmer Seeds basically stuffed a freight train of purp

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Full-Time Couch Lock Specialist

Purple Onyx

Meet Purple Onyx: the bud that looks like it was dipped in B

THC 18-24%
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🌈 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Cocktail

Purple Orange

Purple Orange is what happens when a breeder spills every cr

THC 18%
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🍊 Sativa CBD

Purple Orange CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically a yoga instructor in plant

THC 8%
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🟣⚪ Balanced CBD Hybrid

Purple Orange CBD

The strain for people who want to feel *something* but still

THC 6%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Orange CBD x Jigsaw

Imagine your anxiety and back pain had a baby, then that bab

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookies

Purple Oreoz

Imagine your favorite childhood cookie got blackout drunk on

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Menace

Purple Outlaw

Purple Outlaw is the cannabis equivalent of getting mugged b

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Hybrid (Grape-Jack Kerouac Edition)

Purple Outlaw

Meet the Bonnie & Clyde of bud—Purple Outlaw is a fugitive h

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Overload

Purple Overload is what happens when breeders decide "pretty

THC 15-25%
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🟣 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Purple Ox by Smiling Tiger

Purple Ox is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who says

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple P91

Purple P91 is Riot Seeds' attempt at creating the Switzerlan

THC 18%
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🍇 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Purple Pain Killer

Purple Pain Killer is Med-Man’s attempt to turn your chronic

THC 21%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Canvas

Purple Paint

Purple Paint is what happens when Willy Wonka hot-boxes a Sh

THC 20-27%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Paki Candy

Imagine if a Pakistani hash bar and an Ohio candy shop had a

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Purple Pakiderm

Meet Purple Pakiderm, the strain that turns your living room

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Purple Pakistan Chitral

Meet the strain that’s basically a museum exhibit you can sm

THC 12%
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🔮 Heritage Indica

Purple Pakistani Chitral

This vintage indica is what happens when Pakistani landrace

THC 18%
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🟣 Heritage Indica

Purple Pakistani Chitral

Imagine if a Himalayan mountain yak mated with a velvet pain

THC 20%
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🔮 Pure Sativa

Purple Pakistani Haze

Purple Pakistani Haze is what happens when Pakistani landrac

THC 30%
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🟣 Straight-Edge Indica

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Purple Palm Tree Delight is the strain that makes you cancel

THC 18%
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🟣 Purple Couch-Lock Express

Purple Palm Tree Delight

Imagine your favorite grape soda got possessed by a hammock

THC 18-24%
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🥞 Breakfast Hybrid

Purple Pancakes

The strain that answers the age-old question: 'What if my we

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Panda

Purple Panda is the Instagram influencer of weed—gorgeous pu

THC 20-26%
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🟣 Straight Indica

Purple Pantera

Purple Pantera is SnowHigh Seeds' love letter to anyone who

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Purple Panther

Purple Panther is the strain equivalent of that friend who s

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Hybrid with Purple Privilege

Purple Panther

Purple Panther is what happens when your weed decides to cos

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Mystery Indica

Purple Panties

Purple Panties is the strain equivalent of that friend who s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Purple Hybrid

Purple Panties

Purple Panties is the strain that answers the eternal questi

THC 18-26%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Panties by Offensive Selections

The strain that sounds like Victoria’s Secret clearance but

THC 7%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Panty

Purple Panty is the strain that taught a generation of stone

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Panty Dropper

A Humboldt-bred indica that sounds like a lingerie sale and

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Purple-Forward Hybrid

Purple Panty Dropper

Named like a bad Tinder bio, Purple Panty Dropper is Humbold

THC 22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Purple Panty Dropper Auto

Humboldt Seed Company’s auto-flowering seduction device hits

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Papaya

If Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy, Purple Papaya wou

THC 18-26%
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🍇🌴 Sativa-Leanin' Fruit Salad Hybrid

Purple Papaya Fruit

Purple Papaya Fruit is what happens when GreenFire Genetics

THC 15-25%
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🌞 Sativa-Dominant Tropical Menace

Purple Papaya Paradise

Sensi Seeds basically weaponized a Caribbean vacation and da

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica-Looking Sativa in Witness Protection

Purple Papaya Runtz

Purple Papaya Runtz is what happens when Runtz and Papaya ge

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Purple Paradox

This strain is basically what happens when a bag of grape Ne

THC 18-26%
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🔮 Sativa

Purple Paralysis

Purple Paralysis is the strain equivalent of putting a Tesla

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Dessert-Painted Hybrid

Purple Parfait

Purple Parfait is what happens when breeders binge-watch pas

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Purple Paro Valley

Meet Purple Paro Valley—the strain that looks like a regal e

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Partyhat

Purple Partyhat is the strain equivalent of showing up to a

THC 18%

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