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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Purple Passion

This 75% indica is what happens when Humboldt County decides

THC 22%

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🟣 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Paya by Energenetics Old World Farm

Purple Paya is what happens when a 15-year breeding obsessio

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Dominatrix

Purple Payne

Purple Payne is James Loud Genetics’ way of saying “you’re d

THC 18-26%

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🟣 Hybrid

Purple Payton

Imagine Gary Payton dunked a nug in grape Kool-Aid and then

THC 17-23%

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🔮 Deep-Purple Couch Magnet

Purple Pearl by Pilchard's - Caviar Bodega

Purple Pearl is the strain for anyone whose ideal Friday nig

THC 18%

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🟣 Dessert-Leaning Hybrid

Purple Pebbles

Purple Pebbles is the strain equivalent of a sugar-free Frui

THC 5%

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🟣 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Purple People Eater

Bred by "Unknown or Legendary" (translation: some dude with

THC 18%

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🍇 Night-Night Hybrid

Purple People Eater

Imagine Willy Wonka bred a sleepy dinosaur and wrapped it in

THC 18-25%

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🦄 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Purple People Eater Auto

Named after a 1958 one-hit-wonder, this autoflower finishes

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Sativa That Dresses Like a Prince

Purple Persuasion

Meet Purple Persuasion, the strain that looks like it belong

THC 18%

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🟣 Boutique Couchlock

Purple Petals

Meet Purple Petals, the strain that looks like a Snapchat fi

THC 30%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Purple Petro

Purple Petro is what happens when a gas station and a fruit

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Purple Petro Lumpys

Purple Petro Lumpys is what happens when a grape popsicle an

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Locking Indica

Purple Petrol

Purple Petrol is what happens when Sin City Seeds asks, "Wha

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Auto-Flower

Purple Pickle Automatic

Sensi Seeds turned a stoner’s fridge raid into a 15% THC ind

THC 15%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Purple Pidgeonz

Named after what appears to be a stoned pigeon who flew into

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Croissant

Purple Pie

Imagine a blueberry Pop-Tart got possessed by a tranquilizer

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Crasher

Purple Pie

Purple Pie is the strain equivalent of eating an entire bake

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Full-Body Sedation Tank

Purple Pig Fucking Rhino

A strain so violently purple it looks like Barney got jumped

THC 20-28%

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🔮 Old-School Indica That Pimps Your Couch

Purple Pimp

Purple Pimp is the strain equivalent of a mink coat at a div

THC 18%

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🍍 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Purple Pineapple

Dr. Blaze’s Purple Pineapple is what happens when a fruit sa

THC 18%

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🟣 Tropical Couch-Lock Express

Purple Pineapple

Exotic Genetix basically took a snow-capped purple nug, soak

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Purple Pineapple

Purple Pineapple is what happens when a fruit salad and a la

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa (but wears a purple party dress)

Purple Pineapple

Purple Pineapple is what happens when breeders wanted a stra

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch’s New Best Friend)

Purple Pineapple Bomb

Purple Pineapple Bomb is SnowHigh Seeds’ floral middle finge

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Pineapple Express

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a grow op and got really into pur

THC 18-22%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Pineapple Express

Imagine Pineapple Express raided Prince's wardrobe—same pine

THC 20%

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🟣 Mostly-Indica Hybrid

Purple Pineberry

Purple Pineberry is the strain equivalent of a lumberjack wh

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Pineberry

Purple Pineberry is the cannabis equivalent of a purple velv

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Purple Pineberry

Purple Pineberry is what happens when a pine tree makes swee

THC 17-25%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Purple Pinecone

Purple Pinecone is the strain that looks like it was decorat

THC 18%

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🟣 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Purple Piss F3

Purple Piss F3 by Purple Cyrus Genetics is the strain that s

THC 20%

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🟣 Mystery Hybrid

Purple Plague

Purple Plague is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-editio

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Budget-Friendly Couch Magnet

Purple Plague High Supply

Purple Plague is High Supply’s budget beauty queen—equal par

THC 18-27%

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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Purple Planet

If your dealer ever sold you “grape drank” in nug form, this

THC 27%

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🔮 Purp-Powered Couch Magnet

Purple Playground

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—Purple Pla

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked & Color-Coordinated

Purple Playground F2

Imagine if a grape Popsicle and a memory foam mattress had a

THC 18%

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🟣 Deep-Space Couch-Lock

Purple Pleiades

Named after a star cluster but guaranteed to keep you from e

THC 24%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Purple Poison

Purple Poison is the strain for growers who want purple buds

THC 16-20%

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🟢 Sativa

Purple Poison

Purple Poison is what happens when Baked Beanz lets Tangerin

THC 18%

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🔮 Sativa That’ll Make You Question Reality

Purple Poison

Purple Poison sounds like something your ex slipped in your

THC 22-25%

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🟣 Durban-Purple Mash-Up

Purple Poison

Think Durban Poison raided Granddaddy Purple’s closet and ca

THC 25%

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🟢 Pure Sativa (With a Passport)

Purple Poison 2 x Cambodian Highland Sativa

Meet the strain that backpacked through Southeast Asia and c

THC 18%

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🟣 Hybrid That Thinks It's a Mood Ring

Purple Poison Cookies

Imagine if Thin Mints and a grape slushy had a baby in a fog

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Purple Pono

Purple Pono is what happens when a mad-scientist bear with W

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Purple Pop

Purple Pop is what happens when Willy Wonka goes full stoner

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Indica Couch-Magnet

Purple Pop by Hash Seed

Purple Pop is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket th

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Purple Couch Magnet

Purple Pop Rocks Osage

This Oklahoma-bred purple candy bomb is what happens when Wi

THC 21-23%