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🛸 Space Ape Hybrid

Rotten Martian Monkey

Imagine if a banana left in your gym bag for three months cr

THC 18%
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🍊 Hybrid That Smells Like Your Roommate's Produce Drawer

Rotten Oranges

Imagine if Tropicana and a tire fire had a baby, then raised

THC 20-28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic Indica

Rotten Panda

Rotten Panda is the strain that asks "what if a panda got in

THC 22%
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🍑 60/40 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Rotten Peaches

Rotten Peaches is what happens when Tinos Genetics asks, "Wh

THC 21%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Rotten Peaches X MAC

Stone City Genetics basically asked, "What if we made weed t

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Even Hybrid

Rotten Pomegranate

Rotten Pomegranate is what happens when a fruit salad makes

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It’s Having an Identity Crisis)

Rotten Rainbow

Rotten Rainbow is the strain for anyone who wants to taste a

THC 18%
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🌹 Stank-Floral Hybrid

Rotten Rosa

Rotten Rosa is your grandma’s rose garden after it hot-boxed

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Rotten Rozay

Rotten Rozay is what happens when breeders stop trying to ma

THC 20%
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🍇🥀 Funkadelic Hybrid

Rotten Rozay

Rotten Rozay is what happens when a wine mom and a skunk hav

THC 21-26%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Rotten Tarts

Rotten Tarts is what happens when a pastry chef and a compos

THC 20-28%
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🔮 50/50 Cajun Nightmare Hybrid

Rougarou

Named after the swamp-dwelling werewolf that allegedly eats

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Rough Zea

Rough Zea is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business i

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Roughneck

Roughneck is Centennial Seeds' love letter to anyone who's e

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Round Earth

Round Earth is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who’s

THC 18%
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🔵 “Indica” (wink-wink)

Roundhouse

Roundhouse is the martial arts movie of weed—18% THC, 100% m

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid

Route 65

Route 65 is Wizard Trees' attempt at making the cannabis equ

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Stoner GPS: Recalculating...

Route 66

Named after America's most overrated road trip, Route 66 pac

THC 18-24%
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🟢⚪ 50/50 Hybrid (aka the Switzerland of weed)

Route 66 Burger

Route 66 Burger is what happens when a breeder gets stoned o

THC 18-22%
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🌈 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Who invited Haze to this fruit orgy?')

Rove Fruit Punch

Imagine Hawaiian Punch spiked with Skunk perfume and a whisp

THC 20-26%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Rowdy Chem

Rowdy Chem is what happens when Dominion Seed Co locks Chem

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

RowdyRoddyPiper

RowdyRoddyPiper is the cannabis equivalent of getting drop-k

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Rox

Rox is Paradise Seeds’ love letter to anyone who thinks "pro

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 60/40 Hybrid

Roxanne

Roxanne is the strain that’ll make you fall in love at first

THC 20%
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☀️ Pure Sativa

Roxanne

Roxanne is what happens when Pacoima Kush and Red Runtz have

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Curator

Roxanne

Roxanne is the mysterious indie band of cannabis—nobody can

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Candy-Coated Couch Glue

Roxanne Runtz

Imagine if a sugar plum fairy got blackout drunk on Zkittlez

THC 20%
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🔵 Masshole Indica

Roxbury

Meet Roxbury, the strain that smells like the Pike at rush h

THC 28%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Roxy

Roxy is what happens when Goodfellas Seeds decides your plan

THC 20%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Roxy

Meet Roxy, the cannabis equivalent of a secret menu item tha

THC 22%
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🟣 Pure Indica Royalty

Royal Afghani by Jonz

The Crown Jewels of couch-lock. Royal Afghani is what happen

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (60/40 Split)

Royal AK

Meet Royal AK—the strain that RSVP’d to the sativa party but

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Auto-Flowering Couch Magnet

Royal AK Automatic

AK-47's chill cousin who shows up uninvited, flowers in 9 we

THC 15%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Speedrun

Royal Automatic

Royal Automatic is the cannabis equivalent of a microwave di

THC 12-16%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Royal Bacon

Royal Bacon is the strain that asks, “What if Wilbur from Ch

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Regal Couch-Lock Commander

Royal Bird

Meet Royal Bird—the strain that makes your recliner feel lik

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Blackberry Kush

Royal Blackberry Kush is what happens when Blueberry and OG

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Royal Blueberry Gelato

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a dispensary and said, “Let’s mak

THC 18%
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🔵 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Royal Bluematic

Meet Royal Bluematic – the cannabis equivalent of a self-dri

THC 16%
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🟤 Regal Couch-Lock Hybrid

Royal Breath

Royal Breath is what happens when a hippie botanist decides

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Royal Breath

Royal Breath is what happens when South Bay Genetics traps t

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Bubba

Royal Bubba is the strain that makes your couch feel like a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica

Royal Cake

Royal Cake is what happens when breeders discover stoners wi

THC 25%
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🇨🇦 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Royal Canadian Haze

Meet the strain that’s basically a double-double for your br

THC 22%
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🇨🇦 Auto-flowering Hybrid

Royal Canadian Haze Auto

This strain is basically what happens when Canada politely a

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Royal Caramel

Royal Caramel is what happens when Royal Queen Seeds decides

THC 20-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Royal Caribbean 1

Secret Santa Genetics basically gift-wrapped a Caribbean vac

THC 18%
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🔮 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Royal Carpet

Royal Carpet by Red Scare Seed Company is the monarch of ‘Ne

THC 18%

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