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🟢 Sativa (CBD-Coated Crown)

Royal Highness

Meet the strain that curtsies instead of curb-stomping. Roya

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (CBD)

Royal Highness CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically cannabis with a therapist o

THC 15-25%
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🟣 CBD-Lean Couch-Keeper

Royal Highness X Koolato

Imagine if a European aristocrat got drunk at Coachella and

THC 8-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Jalalabad

Red Scare's tribute to Afghan landrace genetics with a fancy

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Royal Jelly

Taylormade Selections bottled the queen bee’s breakfast and

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock

Royal Jelly Reserve

Royal Jelly Reserve is the cannabis equivalent of a Michelin

THC 15-25%
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💎 Balanced Hybrid

Royal Jewels

Royal Jewels is what happens when a mad terp scientist locks

THC 30-40%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Royal Kunduz V

Royal Kunduz V is Hoku Seed Co's diplomatic peace treaty bet

THC 18-23%
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👑 Hybrid Royalty

Royal Kush

Meet Royal Kush, the strain that thinks it's better than you

THC 18-22%
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👑 Pure Indica Royalty

Royal Kush 7

Meet the strain that treats your body like a monarchy and yo

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express: Auto Edition

Royal Kush Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of a self-driving couch: Royal Kush

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (That'll Still Make You Think You're Royalty)

Royal Kush Bx10

After ten generations of genetic perfectionism, Emerald Moun

THC 15%
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🟣 Indica (But Make It Fancy)

Royal Kush Bx6 F2

Meet the strain that took six generations of selective breed

THC 21%
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🔮 Royal Couch-Lock Express

Royal Kush Bx6 F3

This Hungry Hippo creation is the cannabis equivalent of wea

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Royal Kush Mints 11

Royal Kush Mints 11 is what happens when Triangle Kush and A

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

Royal Kush X

Royal Kush X is the strain equivalent of wearing sweatpants

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Royal Kush X 88g13hp

Bodhi Seeds took the stately Royal Kush and married it to th

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Royal Kush X Skunkdog Bx1

Matchmaker Genetics basically played genetic Tinder with roy

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica

Royal Laterine

Royal Laterine is what happens when breeders spend 500 gener

THC 15-25%
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🍋 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Royal Lemon Tart

Royal Lemon Tart is the strain that convinced your aunt she

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Royal Madre

Royal Madre is the strain equivalent of a trust fund kid who

THC 18%
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🔮 Regal Couch-Lock in Disguise

Royal Mauiberry

Royal Mauiberry is Emerald Mountain Legacy’s attempt to make

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Royal Medic

Royal Medic sounds like it should be prescribed by a guy in

THC 18%
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🔵 Balanced 1:1 Hybrid

Royal Medic

Meet Royal Medic, the strain that politely asks your pain to

THC 6-12%
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⚖️ 1:1 Hybrid (CBD & Chill)

Royal Medic CBD

Royal Medic is what happens when breeders realize not everyo

THC 8%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Meltdown

Red Scare Seed Company’s Royal Meltdown is the indica that t

THC 18%
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👑 Balanced Hybrid

Royal Merlot

Royal Merlot is the strain that shows up to the party in a v

THC 22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Royal Moby

Royal Moby is basically the Spanish Armada of weed—tall, pro

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Beast

Royal Moby

Royal Moby is basically Moby Dick's overachieving European c

THC 18-23%
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👑 Hybrid Royalty

Royal Mystery

Royal Mystery is the strain equivalent of a royal wedding: l

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Couch-Potato Certified Indica

Royal Oak

Royal Oak is Archive Seed Bank's love letter to people who c

THC 18%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal OG

Meet Royal OG—the strain that treats your body like a throne

THC 18%
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👑 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal OG

Royal OG is the monarch of couch-lock, a bougie OG descendan

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Locked CBD King

Royal OG CBD

Royal OG CBD is the strain for people who want to feel "some

THC 8%
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🟣 CBD-Heavy Kush

Royal OG CBD

Meet the strain that lets you keep your dignity AND your car

THC 8-16%
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🔮 Pure Couchlock Royalty

Royal Oil by Maui Jane Seed Co

Royal Oil is what happens when a Hawaiian seed company decid

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Michigan Sativa

Royal Orange Haze

Royal Orange Haze is what happens when Michigan breeders dec

THC 20%
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⚖️ 55% Indica / 45% Sativa Hybrid

Royal Oreoz

Royal Oreoz is Zia Farm's attempt at making weed look like i

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Papaya Kush

Royal Papaya Kush is the monarch of mellow: 18% THC of pure

THC 18%
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🟢 Hybrid (Indica/Sativa Split)

Royal Pine

Royal Pine is the strain that smells like you French-kissed

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Royal Plaque

Royal Plaque is Illuminati Seeds' attempt to create the cann

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Indica Knockout

Royal Punch

Royal Punch is the strain equivalent of getting hugged by a

THC 20%
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🔮 Sativa with Kush Side-Eye

Royal Purple

Royal Purple is SnowHigh's attempt to make a sativa that wea

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Sleepy Royalty

Royal Purple

Royal Purple is the strain that convinced Instagram stoners

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Regal Couch-Lock

Royal Purple Kush

Royal Purple Kush is the strain equivalent of a velvet-lined

THC 18%
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🟣 Regal Couch-Lock

Royal Purple Kush

Royal Purple Kush is the monarch of "oops, I sat down and no

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock in a Hurry

Royal Purple Kush Auto

Royal Purple Kush Auto is the cannabis equivalent of a micro

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Royal Purple Kush CBD

The strain that finally lets you microdose your way to the c

THC 12-15%

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