🌿 Strain Encyclopedia

51,970 Brutally Honest
Strain Reviews

Every popular strain, described the way your friend would. Not the way a dispensary menu would.

🔍

All Strains — Page 843

🌿
🟢 Sativa Autoflower (Legal-Limit Edition)

Royal CBDV Automatic

Meet the strain for people who want to talk about weed at br

THC 0.3%
🌿
⚖️ Non-Intoxicating Hybrid

Royal CBDV Automatic

Meet the strain that parties like chamomile tea—Royal CBDV A

THC ≤0.3%
🌿
🟣 CBG-Heavy Auto-Flower

Royal CBG Automatic

Royal CBG Auto is the strain for people who want to smoke we

THC 15-25%
🌿
⚖️ CBG-Dominant Hybrid

Royal CBG Automatic

Meet the strain that’s legally boring but medicinally fascin

THC 9-10%
🌿
🧀 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Funkmaster Flex)

Royal Cheese

Royal Cheese is what happens when breeders weaponize dairy.

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Locking Cheese Wheel

Royal Cheese Automatic

Imagine if a wheel of blue cheese got drunk and decided to b

THC 18%
🌿
👑 Balanced Hybrid

Royal Chem

Royal Chem is what happens when Purple Punch and Stardawg ha

THC 22%
🌿
🔥 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Lane

Royal Cherry Diesel

Royal Cherry Diesel is the strain equivalent of putting raci

THC 20-22%
🌿
🍒 Sativa-Dominant Royalty

Royal Cherry Punch

South Bay Genetics crowned this 70/30 sativa the court jeste

THC 20%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Cherry White

Royal Cherry White is what happens when bougie cherries grow

THC 18-24%
🌿
⚡ Pure Sativa

Royal Chocolate Thai

Imagine a mocha that grew legs, learned Muay Thai, and decid

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Cookies

Royal Queen Seeds took regular weed, slapped a tiara on it,

THC 25%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Royal Cookies

Imagine if Betty Crocker got baked and decided to breed weed

THC 20-23%
🌿
⚖️ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Royal Cookies Automatic

The strain that proves you can have your cookie and smoke it

THC 16%
🌿
⚖️ Regal 50/50 Hybrid

Royal Cranberry

Royal Cranberry is what happens when a cranberry bog and a c

THC 18-24%
🌿
🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Royal Creamatic

Royal Creamatic is the strain for people who want couch-lock

THC 15-20%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Locked Autoflower

Royal Critical Automatic

The strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC to have a good

THC 14%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Dane

Royal Dane by Derg Corra Collective is the strain that makes

THC 20-25%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Royal Dane

Royal Dane is what happens when Growers Choice tries to bree

THC 20-25%
🌿
🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid (80/20)

Royal Dane

Royal Dane is what happens when Danish minimalism gets high

THC 20-25%
🌿
⚜️ Mysterious Indica

Royal Dane

Meet Royal Dane, the strain so exclusive even its parents wo

THC 22-26%
🌿
🔵 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Dane

Royal Dane is what happens when Danish breeders decide "hygg

THC 15-25%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Domina

Royal Domina is the monarch your lungs didn’t know they need

THC 18%
🌿
⚡ Pure Sativa Energy

Royal Durban

Meet Royal Durban, the strain that politely reminds your bra

THC 18-24%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Royal Dutch

Royal Dutch is what happens when European indica meets equat

THC 18-22%
🌿
🟢 Pocket-Sized Indica

Royal Dwarf

The cannabis equivalent of a chihuahua that thinks it's a pi

THC 14%
🌿
🟣 Pure Indica

Royal Empress

Royal Empress hits like being crowned with a velvet hammer:

THC 18%
🌿
🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Royal Feast

Royal Feast is the strain equivalent of showing up to a potl

THC 20-28%
🌿
⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Royal Flush

Royal Flush is Gage Green Genetics’ diplomatic solution to t

THC 18%
🌿
🟢 Pure Sativa Royalty

Royal Flush

Royal Flush sounds like it should come with a velvet crown a

THC 20%
🌿
🔥 Pure Sativa Royalty

Royal Flush

Royal Flush is what happens when breeders try to make weed s

THC 18%
🌿
🤴 Sativa-Leanin' Hybrid

Royal Flush

Royal Flush is the strain equivalent of showing up to brunch

THC 15-25%
🌿
🔮 Old-School Indica

Royal Forte

Royal Forte is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket w

THC 18%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Royal Fortune

Royal Fortune is Sincerely Cali's diplomatic solution to the

THC 18-22%
🌿
🔵 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Frostbite

Smokedisco bred this frosty monarch like they were casting f

THC 18-25%
🌿
🍏 Sativa-Dominant Apple Dessert

Royal Gala

Royal Gala is what happens when a Granny Smith makes sweet l

THC 15-25%
🌿
🧄 Pure Indica

Royal Garlic

Imagine smoking a loaf of garlic bread that punches you into

THC 22%
🌿
🟣 Couch-Locked Royalty

Royal Goo

Meet Royal Goo, the strain that proves you don't need 30% TH

THC 5-7%
🌿
⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Royal Goo Bx

Royal Goo Bx is what happens when a mad scientist decides to

THC 18%
🌿
🦍 Balanced Hybrid

Royal Gorilla

Royal Gorilla is the strain that politely knocks you on your

THC 18%
🌿
🔶 Hybrid Royalty

Royal Gorilla

Royal Gorilla is what happens when Sour Dubb, Chem's Sister,

THC 18-25%
🌿
🦍 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Royal Gorilla Automatic

Meet the strain that finishes flowering before your pizza ar

THC 18%
🌿
🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Royal Gorilla Runtz

Royal Gorilla Runtz is what happens when breeders get bored

THC 27%
🌿
🔮 Couch-Lock Royalty

Royal Gwav OG

Royal Gwav OG is the strain that makes other indicas feel li

THC 22-28%
🌿
⚡ Sativa-Dominant Day-Maker

Royal Haze

Royal Haze is basically espresso that grew leaves—tall, lank

THC 17-22%
🌿
⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Royal Haze Automatic

Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner that some

THC 15-20%
🌿
🟣 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

Royal Highness

Royal Highness sounds like it should arrive in a velvet-line

THC 18%
🌿
🟢 Sativa (But Grows Like It's On House Arrest)

Royal Highness

Royal Highness is what happens when European breeders try to

THC 18%

Tired of Laughing?
Actually Find Good Weed.

WeedVader is the cannabis discovery platform that actually helps you find what you're looking for. No jokes. Well, maybe some jokes.

🚀 Try WeedVader.com