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🍓 Hybrid (60/40-ish)

Strawberry Cannoli

Imagine shoving an entire cannoli into a strawberry shortcak

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Sativa

Strawberry Cannonball

Picture a strawberry daiquiri that studied abroad in Amsterd

THC 18%

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🍓 Chill-Out Couch Magnet

Strawberry CBD by HLW Seedbank - Hemp Like Weed

Imagine a spa day in nug form: this indica smothers you with

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Cereal

Imagine shoving a fistful of Franken Berry into a bowl of me

THC 22-26%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Cereal Milk

Imagine Saturday morning cartoons if your bowl of cereal got

THC 22-28%

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🍓⚡ 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Champagne

Riot Seeds basically bottled bottomless mimosa vibes and tur

THC 18-22%

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🥂 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Champagne

Like brunch in nug form—minus the overpriced eggs. Strawberr

THC 17-23%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cheese Wheel

Strawberry Cheese Auto

Imagine a strawberry shortcake got drunk, ate a wheel of bri

THC 15-20%

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🧀🍓 Hybrid (a.k.a. 'Dairy Dessert Disaster')

Strawberry Cheese Fondue

Imagine a Michelin-starred cheesecake walked into a Phish co

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Strawberry Cheesecake

The only cheesecake that won’t wreck your diet but will abso

THC 20-24%

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🍓 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Cheesecake

Imagine stealing an entire cheesecake, but instead of jail y

THC 20%

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🍰 Indica-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Cheesecake

Imagine someone blended a slice of actual cheesecake with a

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Strawberry Cheesecake Auto

Imagine if a cheesecake and a strawberry patch had a baby, t

THC 20-24%

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🍓 Fast-Food Indica

Strawberry Cheesecake Auto

Barneys Farm basically put a slice of New York cheesecake in

THC 20-24%

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🍓 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Strawberry Cheesecake Auto

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a wedge of cheesecake g

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Dessert Cart

Strawberry Cheesecake Auto V2

Imagine if a cheesecake and a strawberry had a baby that gre

THC 20-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Chemdawg OG

Imagine if a strawberry smoothie got rear-ended by a diesel

THC 18%

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🍓🍒 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Strawberry Cherry Gelato

Meet the strain that convinced your taste buds to file for d

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Dessert Bomb

Strawberry Cherry Gelato

Imagine a Ben & Jerry’s pint that moonlights as a pharmaceut

THC 19-29%

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🍓🥧 Balanced Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Cherry Pie

Imagine your grandma’s pie had a torrid affair with a strawb

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Chihuahua

This 18% THC mutt from Hill Bomb Genetics is the strain equi

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision Hybrid

Strawberry Chocolate

San Seeds basically took your Valentine's Day binge and turn

THC 21%

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🔴 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Chocolate

A boutique hybrid that smells like someone pumped chocolate-

THC 15%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Strawberry Chronic Cake

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that roofies you with kindnes

THC 20-25%

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🍓 Couch-Locked Indica

Strawberry Chunk

Strawberry Chunk is the strain equivalent of getting smother

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

Strawberry Clouds by Hash Hands

Strawberry Clouds is the strain that convinced your grandma

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Side

Strawberry Cloudz

Imagine Strawberry Cough and Trop Cherry had a one-night sta

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

Strawberry Cola Auto

Meet the training wheels of dank: a 15% THC auto that smells

THC 15%

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🟣 Turbo-Charged Indica

Strawberry Cola Sherbet Fast Version

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed while chugging vintage cola

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Dessert Monster

Strawberry Cookie

Imagine someone dipped a Strawberry Shortcake doll in cookie

THC 15-25%

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🍓🍪 55% Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Cookies

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and the Cookie Monster had a

THC 22-24%

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🍓⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Cookies

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake and a Thin Mint had a baby

THC 18-23%

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🍓 Hybrid (Basically a Dessert in Disguise)

Strawberry Cookies

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and the Cookie Monster had a

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant Dessert

Strawberry Cookies

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and Cookie Monster had a tor

THC 18-25%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Cookie Monster

Strawberry Cookiez

Epik Genetics baked a sativa that smells like Grandma’s kitc

THC 18-24%

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🌀 Dessert-Driven Hybrid

Strawberry Cosmic Swirls

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake and a space cadet had a ba

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Pure Sativa

Strawberry Cough

Meet Strawberry Cough, the strain that smells like a strawbe

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa (a.k.a. The Morning-After-Mistake Eraser)

Strawberry Cough

This 24% THC berry-scented rocket fuel is what happens when

THC 24%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Strawberry Cough

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and then dial

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Cough

The Energizer Bunny of weed—if the bunny were made of actual

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Cough

Strawberry Cough is the strain that literally tastes like so

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Sativa (a.k.a. Productivity's Kryptonite)

Strawberry Cough

This strawberry-scented chatterbox turns your lungs into a f

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Cough

Meet the strain that sounds like a 90s boy band but hits lik

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Full-Send Sativa

Strawberry Cough

The strain that makes you sound like you swallowed a kazoo w

THC 15-20%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Cough 2

DutchBreed’s sequel nobody asked for but everyone secretly w

THC 18%

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🍓 Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Strawberry Cough Automatic

The lazy grower's dream date: a strawberry-scented speed dem

THC 16-22%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Strawberry Cough by Dr. Blaze

Meet the strain that smells like a fruit stand and acts like

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Sativa That Won't STFU

Strawberry Cough by Hazeman Seeds

Meet Strawberry Cough—the chatty Cathy of weed that smells l

THC 18%