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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Banana Cheese

Imagine Willy Wonka got stoned in a British deli and designe

THC 27%

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🍓🍌 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Strawberry Banana Cream

Imagine a strawberry-banana smoothie that went to Harvard, g

THC 20-24%

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⚡ Fast-Flowering Hybrid

Strawberry Banana Fast

The espresso shot of weed—same fruit-punch flavor as the ori

THC 18%

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🟣 Auto-Indica Dessert Cart

Strawberry Banana Gelato XL Auto

Imagine if Ben & Jerry’s made weed—this is it. A couch-lock

THC 18-22%

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🟢 Sativa-Dominant

Strawberry Banana Grape

Imagine a Jamba Juice that got possessed by a motivational s

THC 18%

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🍓🍌🍋 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Strawberry Banana Lemon

Imagine a smoothie bar collided with a lemon-scented cleanin

THC 27%

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⚡ Autoflowering Sativa with a God Complex

Strawberry Banana Purps Auto

Ganja Farmer Seeds basically took a tropical smoothie, taugh

THC 27%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Custard

Strawberry Banana Sherbet

Imagine a smoothie that punches you in the face and then tuc

THC 24%

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🍓🥧 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Banana x Key Lime Pie

Purple City Genetics basically created a stoner smoothie in

THC 22-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Strawberry Banana XL Auto

Meet the strain that proves you CAN have your banana split a

THC 18-22%

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🍓🍌 Hybrid Fruit Salad

Strawberry Banana Zkittlez

Imagine Willy Wonka and Snoop Dogg had a baby, then dipped i

THC 20-25%

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🍓🟢 Hybrid

Strawberry Banner

Imagine Bruce Banner traded his gamma rage for strawberry li

THC 29-30%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Strawberry Belts

Imagine liquifying those sour strawberry belt candies from t

THC 20%

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🍓🍪 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Strawberry Biscotti

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a biscotti had a one-ni

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Strawberry Biscotti Auto

The lovechild of a pastry chef's fever dream and a stopwatch

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Blast

Meet Strawberry Blast—the strain that smells like a strawber

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Blaze

Meet Strawberry Blaze, the sativa that smells like a strawbe

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Bliss

Strawberry Bliss is Pheno Finder Seeds' attempt to turn a fr

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Bliss

Strawberry Bliss is what happens when your weed dealer goes

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Sativa CBD

Strawberry Blitz CBD

Strawberry Blitz CBD is the Mary Poppins of weed: practicall

THC 10-16%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Blonde

Meet Strawberry Blonde, the sativa that makes you feel like

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Blonde

Imagine smoking a strawberry Pop-Tart that went to grad scho

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Blonde by Twenty 20 Genetics

The strain that sounds like a rom-com love interest but smok

THC 18%

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🟣 Mystery Indica

Strawberry Blondie

Bred by a phantom breeder who may or may not exist, this 18%

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid (aka 'The Bougie Berry Banger')

Strawberry Bloom

Strawberry Bloom is the strain that convinced your aunt to s

THC 18-26%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Bloom Eleven

Imagine Willy Wonka got bored and cross-bred a strawberry wi

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Pure Sativa

Strawberry Blue

Imagine if Willy Wonka ran a cannabis lab and got bored with

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Sativa-Dominant Berry Bomb

Strawberry Blue

Imagine smoking a strawberry shortcake that just got accepte

THC 22%

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🟢 Early-Bird Sativa

Strawberry Blue Early Harvest

The only sativa that ripens faster than your Amazon Prime or

THC 18%

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🍓 Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Bomb

Meet Strawberry Bomb, the strain that tricks you into thinki

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Strawberry Bomb

Imagine strawberry jam made a baby with a weighted blanket a

THC 22%

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💣 Balanced Hybrid (60/40 sativa lean)

Strawberry Bomb

Strawberry Bomb is the love child of a strawberry shortcake

THC 18-26%

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🍓 Couch-Locking Indica

Strawberry Breath

Strawberry Breath is the strain equivalent of a strawberry s

THC 20-26%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Breeze

Strawberry Breeze is the strain equivalent of a spa day you

THC 18%

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🍓⚡ Hybrid

Strawberry Bubba Diesel

Holy Smoke Seeds' love child of sweet berries and diesel fum

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Strawberry Bubba Kush

Imagine Bubba Kush went on a Tinder date with a strawberry P

THC 20%

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🔮 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Bubbles

Imagine bubblegum and strawberries got drunk at a rave and d

THC 21-22%

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🟣 Indica

Strawberry Bubbles

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and decided indica was the

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry by 420 Genetics

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart graduated from Harvard and

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Coupe

Strawberry Cadillac

The bougie love-child of a strawberry milkshake and a Cadill

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Cake

Strawberry Cake

Imagine if Marie Antoinette said "let them smoke cake"—this

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Confection

Strawberry Cake

Imagine if Betty Crocker got baked and said, "Let’s cross Ch

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Couch-Lock Cake Auto

Strawberry Cake Auto

Imagine if a strawberry shortcake got jealous of your plans

THC 18-25%

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🟣 Auto-Flowering Indica

Strawberry Cake Auto

The only cake that’ll leave you too baked to eat actual cake

THC 18-22%

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🍓 5% THC Therapy Cake

Strawberry Cake CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically a spa day in nug form. At 5

THC 5%

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🔴 Indica

Strawberry Candy

Imagine smoking a strawberry Starburst that punches you in t

THC 18%

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🍓 50/50 Hybrid That Tastes Like Dessert

Strawberry Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka’s golden ticket, but instead of a chocol

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Candy

Strawberry Cane

Holy Smoke’s Strawberry Cane is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 22%