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Strain Reviews

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🐊 Pure Indica

Strange Gator Breath

Imagine a Florida gargling diesel while eating a Cinnabon—co

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Strange Haze #8

Number 8 was the only sibling that didn’t flunk the family t

THC 26%

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🍋 Citrus-Powered Hybrid

Strange Lemons

Imagine if a lemon-scented cleaning product got high and dec

THC 18-26%

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🔮 Pure Indica Sorcery

Strange Magic By Beyond Top Shelf

Strange Magic is the indica that makes you believe your TV r

THC 18%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strange Thunder

Strange Thunder is what happens when a mad PNW scientist dec

THC 15-25%

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🟢 Sativa

Stranger #1

Stranger #1 is what happens when mad scientists decide to we

THC 18-23%

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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Stranger 2

Meet Stranger 2—the sativa that convinced a generation of st

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Tri-Hybrid Lab Experiment

Stranger 47

Stranger 47 is what happens when breeders lose a bet and dec

THC 18%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Commando

Stranger Danger

The strain your D.A.R.E. officer warned you about—minus the

THC 20-28%

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⚛️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Chimera

Stranger OG

Stranger OG is what happens when breeders binge sci-fi and d

THC 25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Stranger's Candy

Stranger's Candy is the strain your dentist warned you about

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Locking Indica

Stratosphere

Stratosphere is the indica that turns your living room into

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Straw Boujee

Straw Boujee is what happens when cannabis breeders get a Pi

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Cookie Jar

Straw Cookiez

Imagine if Keebler elves unionized, union-smoked, then union

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid

Straw Goo

Imagine Strawberry Shortcake got lost in a hash lab and came

THC 15-19%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Candy Bomb

Straw Guava

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake and a guava had a one-night

THC 20-28%

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⚡ 70% Sativa Hybrid

Straw Lectric Lemonade

Imagine if your childhood lemonade stand got possessed by Wi

THC 18%

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🍋 Sativa

Straw Lemons

Imagine chugging a lemon Slurpee while running a marathon—th

THC 18-24%

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🍓🍋 Hybrid

Straw Limez

Grounded Genetics basically made a canna-cocktail of strawbe

THC 15-25%

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🍓⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawbanana Cream

Imagine if a strawberry milkshake and a banana split had a b

THC 20%

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🤝 Sticky Hybrid

Strawbanana Glue

Imagine a smoothie bar run by mad scientists who replaced th

THC 20-25%

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🍌 Sativa Slap

Strawbanana Z OG

Imagine smoking a Jamba Juice that just insulted your mother

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality

Strawbarrie

Meet Strawbarrie, the strain that can’t decide if it wants t

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Autoflower Indica

Strawbba The Hutt

Imagine Jabba the Hutt, but instead of a crime lord he's a c

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Indica (Despite What The Marketing Brochure Claims)

Strawberries and Cream

Imagine Nesquik had a baby with a yoga instructor and that b

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Strawberries And Cream

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that got a PhD in sedation. T

THC 20%

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🍓🥛 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

Strawberries And Cream

Imagine a strawberry Pop-Tart got drunk on vanilla extract a

THC 18-26%

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🍓🥛 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberries Na Cream

Annunaki Genetics took a strawberry shortcake and turned it

THC 18%

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🍓 Indica (Allegedly)

Strawberry

Meet Strawberry, the strain that promised us sativa energy a

THC 18%

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🍓 Daytime Sativa

Strawberry

Meet Strawberry, the sativa that’s basically a fruit salad w

THC 14-20%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Akeil

Imagine AK-47 and Bubble Gum had a baby, then sent it to Ger

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Sativa Dominant

Strawberry Amnesia

Meet the strain that’ll have you tasting strawberries while

THC 18-23%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Amnesia

Named after two things you’ll definitely lose—short-term mem

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Amnesia

Strawberry Amnesia is the strain you smoke before confidentl

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Indica (AKA Couch's Best Friend)

Strawberry Apple Fritter

Imagine if Grandma's apple fritter got possessed by Willy Wo

THC 25-32%

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🍓🍑 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Strawberry Apricot

Imagine your vape pen went to brunch and came back wearing a

THC 20-24%

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🍓⚡ Sativa Rocket Fuel

Strawberry Banana

Imagine a fruit smoothie that kicks down your door, slaps yo

THC 27%

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🍓🍌 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Banana

The cannabis equivalent of a Jamba Juice that punches you in

THC 15-27%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Banana

Imagine a smoothie that punches you in the brain while whisp

THC 27%

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🍓🍌 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Strawberry Banana

Imagine your childhood smoothie got jacked at the gym and no

THC 27%

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🔴 Indica

Strawberry Banana

Imagine liquifying a strawberry-banana Laffy Taffy and injec

THC 15%

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⚖️ Auto-fruit Salad Hybrid

Strawberry Banana Auto

Imagine liquifying a strawberry-banana smoothie, then turnin

THC 18-22%

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🍓🍌 Couch-Locked Fruit Salad

Strawberry Banana Auto

DNA Genetics basically turned a smoothie into weed and slapp

THC 19%

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🟣 Indica Auto

Strawberry Banana Auto

Imagine a fruit salad that autopilots itself from seed to co

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Fruit Salad

Strawberry Banana by BSB Genetics

Imagine a Jamba Juice that got possessed by a demon—sweet fr

THC 27%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Strawberry Banana by Seeds66

Imagine a Jamba Juice that punches you in the brain and then

THC 15-27%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Lite)

Strawberry Banana CBD

Like the original Strawberry Banana had a glow-up and ditche

THC 7-10%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Banana Cheese

Imagine a cheese platter got freaky with a smoothie bar and

THC 20-25%