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Strain Reviews

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⚖️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Stracciatella

Imagine an Italian nonna stuffed a bowl of gelato into a bon

THC 18-27%

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🍨 Ruderalis-Infused Hybrid

Stracciatella Cream

The ice-cream truck of weed just pulled up and it's slinging

THC 20%

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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid (AKA 'Functional Couch-Lock')

Stracciatella Gelato

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and said "Let’s make somet

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Dessert-Leaning Couchlock

Stracciatella Gelato

Imagine Ben & Jerry's and Willy Wonka had a baby who grew up

THC 22%

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🍦 Hybrid That Ordered Dessert First

Stracciatella x London Pound Cake x Kushmints

Imagine a gelato shop, patisserie, and spearmint bush had a

THC 20-25%

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🔥 Straight Sativa

Straight Fire

Straight Fire is what happens when Jinxproof Genetics decide

THC 20-25%

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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Straight Frost

Straight Frost is Frankenseeds’ love letter to anyone who th

THC 18%

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⚡ Pure Sativa

Straight Jacket

Greenpoint Seeds' Straight Jacket is the sativa that convinc

THC 20%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Straight Jacket

Straight Jacket is Heisenbeans Genetics' way of saying "you'

THC 20-25%

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⚖️ 53/47 Hybrid

Straight Jacket

Straight Jacket by Illuminati Seeds: the strain that asks, '

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Straight Sauce

Meet the strain that got its name because "Dank Dish Soap" t

THC 20%

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🟣 Straight-Up Indica

Straight Sauce

Imagine dunking a gas-soaked birthday cake in grape cough sy

THC 22-28%

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🔮 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Strain 4516

4516 is the hybrid equivalent of a cronut—overpriced, Instag

THC 25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (But Good Luck Predicting Which One)

Strain 999

Meet Strain 999, the cannabis equivalent of a box of chocola

THC 20-30%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strain And Stars

This micro-bred diva is what happens when craft growers stop

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Cryptic Indica

Strain Atars

Strain Atars is the Houdini of weed—everyone’s heard of it,

THC 20-26%

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⚡ Valley-Side Hybrid

Strain Chatsworth

Meet the strain that’s basically the San Fernando Valley in

THC 19-21%

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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

Strain Dtars

Meet Strain Dtars—the cannabis equivalent of a Craigslist mi

THC 16-26%

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🟣 Dessert-Grade Couch Magnet

Strain Envy

The strain that made your plug upgrade his camera. Strain En

THC 20-28%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Strain Farmingdale

Born in the shadow of endless strip-malls and aggressive gee

THC 15-25%

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🌞 Sativa Tincture

Strain Specific Tincture

It’s a shot glass of liquid sativa that forgot to bring snac

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. ‘What Am I Smoking Again?’)

Strain Star

Strain Star is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business

THC 15-25%

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🔮 Mysterious Indica

Strain Stara

Strain Stara is the cannabis equivalent of a Tinder date wit

THC 15-25%

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🟢 House Hybrid (Gelato-Citrus Lane)

Strain Stars Broadhollow Road Farmingdale NY

Meet Long Island’s inside joke that actually slaps. This rot

THC 18-26%

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⚫ Long Island Couch-Lock Special

Strain Stars Farmingdale

If a Long Island dispensary and a candy aisle had a one-nigh

THC 18-28%

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🟣 Long Island House Brand Indica

Strain Stars Farmingdale NY

Meet the official weed of traffic on the LIE: a bag-appeal-f

THC 15-25%

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☀️ Sativa with a Kushy Curfew

Strain Stars Hours

Imagine if your morning coffee and your bedtime tea got drun

THC 21-26%

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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strain Stars Ny

Meet the strain that makes you feel like you just hopped a s

THC 20-27%

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🟣 Indica (That Forgot Its Nap)

Strain Stars Photos

Meet Stars Photos, the indica that shows up to the party in

THC 18-26%

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⭐ Hybrid Hype-Beast

Strain Stars Reviews

Meet the strain that literally Googled itself famous—no bree

THC 19-22%

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🟣 Baby Indica (Clone Edition)

Strain Starts

Strain Starts are basically Uber Eats for weed plants—someon

THC 15-25%

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🔵 Oklahoma-bred Couch Magnet

Strain Station Ponca City

AKA the Sooner State's answer to 'How fast can I melt into m

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Boutique Couch-Lock

Strain Stras

Meet Strain Stras—the minimalist-named, maximalist-priced in

THC 26%

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⚡ Mystery-Meat Hybrid

Strain Strs

Strain Strs is the cannabis equivalent of a SoundCloud rappe

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Hybrid (a.k.a. “We don’t know either”)

Strain Weed Meaning

The only strain named after the Google search you used to fi

THC 19-22%

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🌌 Boutique Gas-Candy Hybrid

Strained Stars

Strained Stars is the cannabis equivalent of a hypebeast sne

THC 26%

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⚖️ Balanced Boutique Hybrid

Strains And Stars

Imagine Neil deGrasse Tyson and Willy Wonka had a weed baby—

THC 28%

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🔵 House-Brand Indica

Strains Dispensary Perris

The Inland Empire’s official "trust me, bro" strain: each ba

THC 28%

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🔵 Indica (Yes, Really)

Strains For Depression

Meet the strain that thinks it's a therapist—18-22% THC and

THC 18-22%

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🔶 Inland Empire Mystery Meat Hybrid

Strains Perris

The official weed of Riverside County summer scorchers. Smel

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Inland Empire Indica

Strains Perris CA

What happens when OG Kush goes on vacation to Palm Springs a

THC 22%

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🟡 Sativa

Strains Stars

Strains Stars is the strain equivalent of a pop-up rave: nob

THC 24%

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🔴 Budget Indica

Strainstars

Meet Strainstars—an 8% THC indica with a name that oversells

THC 8%

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🟣 Long Island Couch Magnet

Strainstars Farmingdale

Meet Farmingdale’s hometown hero—an indica that’s basically

THC 10-12%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strait Cherries

Strait Cherries is the cannabis equivalent of a cherry Pop-T

THC 20%

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🟣 Indica

Strane Yikes

Yikes is what happens when a candy shop collides with a pepp

THC 18-26%

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⚫️ Bodhi's Sativa That Forgot Its Identity

Strange Brew

Strange Brew is what happens when Bodhi Seeds gets high on t

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Strange Fruit

Strange Fruit is the Agrarian Society's love letter to anyon

THC 18-22%