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🔴 Couch-Lock Royalty

Strawberry King

Imagine a strawberry that went to finishing school, majored

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Indica (but plotting mutiny with 55% sativa genes)

Strawberry King X Agha Black

Imagine dipping a strawberry shortcake into a vat of Afghan

THC 22%

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🟣 Indica Autoflower (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Light-Speed)

Strawberry Kiss

Imagine strawberry jam had a one-night stand with a couch an

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Kiss

Meet Strawberry Kiss, the sativa that turns your brain into

THC 18-25%

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🍓🥝 Hybrid

Strawberry Kiwi

Imagine a fruit salad that got crossed with your favorite 20

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert Cart

Strawberry Krispies

Imagine smoking the milk left in your bowl after you demolis

THC 20%

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🔴 OG-Infused Berry Bomb

Strawberry Krux OG

Imagine OG Kush went on a fruit cleanse and came back wearin

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

Strawberry Kush

Imagine Willy Wonka's edible factory had a baby with a weigh

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Strawberry Kush

Royal Dutch Genetics basically liquefied a strawberry shortc

THC 18-23%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Berry Blast

Strawberry Kush

Imagine a strawberry milkshake that punches you in the face

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Indica-Dominant

Strawberry Kush

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that got high and started dat

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Kush Bx1

Imagine Strawberry Shortcake got lost in a Portland grow roo

THC 18%

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🍓 Couch-Lock Coma Kush

Strawberry Kush by Growers Choice

Growers Choice basically weaponized fruit salad and called i

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Strawberry Kush by White Label

Strawberry Kush is what happens when fruit salad learns jiu-

THC 24%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Strawberry Kushbreath

Tarantula Genetics basically weaponized dessert and called i

THC 25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Tart

Strawberry Lemon Z

Imagine a strawberry lemonade stand run by a narcoleptic bea

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant (60/40 Split)

Strawberry Lemonade

Barneys Farm basically turned a summer picnic into a power p

THC 20%

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🍓⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Strawberry Lemonade by Thunderfudge

Imagine drinking a strawberry lemonade on a summer day, then

THC 20%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Strawberry Leroy

Meet Strawberry Leroy—the strain that turns your to-do list

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Fruit Bomb

Strawberry Lilikoi

Like drinking a piña colada while texting your ex—fruit-forw

THC 15-25%

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🍓🔮 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Strawberry Lilikoi

Imagine Strawberry Cough took a sabbatical in Maui, binged o

THC 15-25%

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🍓🍋 Fruit Salad Hybrid

Strawberry Lime

Imagine if a strawberry Starburst and a lime LaCroix had a b

THC 15-25%

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🍓🍋 Sativa-leaning Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Lime Pop

Imagine drinking a melted strawberry-lime popsicle, then rea

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica (but acts like it drank three Red Bulls)

Strawberry Limeade

Imagine if Sonic the Hedgehog sprinted through a strawberry

THC 18-25%

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🍓✨ Boutique Hybrid

Strawberry Lotus

Strawberry Lotus is the cannabis equivalent of a limited-edi

THC 20%

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🍓 Hybrid That Hates Pants

Strawberry Mac

Imagine MAC and a strawberry milkshake had a baby who grew u

THC 20-27%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Mama

Strawberry Mama is what happens when a strawberry shortcake

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lockberry)

Strawberry Mamba

Strawberry Mamba is the love-child of a fruit salad and a co

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Mamba

Imagine Strawberry Shortcake went to therapy and came back w

THC 19-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Strawberry Mangnana

Imagine getting body-slammed by a strawberry-banana smoothie

THC 18%

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🔴 Indica

Strawberry Mango

Imagine a Jamba Juice that roofied you. Strawberry Mango is

THC 15-25%

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🍰 Autoflower Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Mango Crumble

Mephisto Genetics basically turned a strawberry shortcake in

THC 18%

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🍓🥭 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Mango Haze

A fruit-salad of a strain that tricks you into thinking you'

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Mango Haze

Imagine if a Jamba Juice smoothie learned how to pay rent—bo

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Glue With Benefits)

Strawberry Marker

Holy Smoke Seeds took a permanent marker, dunked it in straw

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'The Breakfast Spread')

Strawberry Marmalade

Imagine smearing your grandma’s finest strawberry jam on a s

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Marshmallow

Imagine if Willy Wonka got paranoid and decided to weaponize

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lockberry Indica

Strawberry Matchstix

Imagine Willy Wonka fused with a Zippo lighter—this 20-22% T

THC 20-22%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Strawberry Melt

Strawberry Melt is the strain equivalent of that Instagram i

THC 17%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Meltshake

Imagine if a strawberry milkshake got high on its own supply

THC 20%

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🍓 Indica

Strawberry Milk

Strawberry Milk is the strain that says "I'm here for desser

THC 22-26%

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🟣 Heavy Indica

Strawberry Milk

Imagine if strawberry Nesquik grew on a plant and then punch

THC 18-25%

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🍓🥛 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Strawberry Milk

Imagine if your childhood strawberry milk grew up, discovere

THC 24%

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🍓 Hybrid That Tastes Like Saturday Morning Cartoons

Strawberry Milk and Qookies

Imagine dunking Oreos in strawberry Nesquik, then finding ou

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Hybrid

Strawberry Milkshake

Imagine if a strawberry milkshake got high on itself and dec

THC 18-23%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Milkshake

Imagine if a strawberry milkshake got a PhD in chill. This T

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Milkshake

Imagine guzzling a 900-calorie strawberry milkshake... then

THC 25-28%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Day-Ruiner

Strawberry Mimosa

Strawberry Mimosa is the strain for people who want to feel

THC 18-25%