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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Mimosa

The strain that turns your brain into bottomless brunch. Str

THC 18-26%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Mind Warp

MTG Seeds turned a berry basket into a rocket ship—22% THC,

THC 16-22%

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🟣 Indica

Strawberry Mint

Imagine a strawberry milkshake that decided to major in hibe

THC 18%

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🍓🌿 Sativa (With Identity Issues)

Strawberry Mint

Strawberry Mint is what happens when a fruit salad hooks up

THC 15-25%

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🍓🧊 Dessert-Flavored Hybrid

Strawberry Mints

Imagine a strawberry Starburst that just finished a pack of

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Pure Sativa

Strawberry Mist

Imagine if a strawberry smoothie got a PhD in motivational s

THC 18%

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🍓🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry N Mango

Connoisseur Genetics spent 150+ breeding runs to give you a

THC 18-22%

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🍓🥭 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry N Mango Jones

Connoisseur Genetics basically took a farmers market smoothi

THC 20%

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🔴 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Strawberry N Mintz

Imagine someone blended a strawberry milkshake with toothpas

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert Disaster

Strawberry N Sugar

Imagine Strawberry Cough and a bag of carnival cotton candy

THC 18-26%

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🔴 Couch-Lock in a Candy Wrapper

Strawberry Nectar

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—this berr

THC 18%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Nerds

Imagine Willy Wonka got into cannabis breeding and said, "Wh

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Hybrid (55/45 Indica-leaning)

Strawberry Nesquik

The strain that makes you question if you're high or just ha

THC 18%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Nezquik

Imagine if your Saturday morning cartoon binge got high and

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Knock-Your-Ass-Out Indica

Strawberry Nightcap

Strawberry Nightcap is the bedtime story your lungs tell you

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Purple-Couch Indica

Strawberry Nightmare

Aficionado Seed Bank’s Strawberry Nightmare is the reason yo

THC 18-24%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Nightmare

Imagine Strawberry Cough and White Nightmare had a baby afte

THC 18-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Confection

Strawberry Nightmare Cheese Cake

Imagine if Willy Wonka got paranoid, locked himself in a gro

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Candy

Strawberry Nuggets

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed and decided indica was the

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry OG

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that bench-presses Chevys—thi

THC 18%

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🍓👑 Hybrid Chaos

Strawberry OG

Strawberry OG is what happens when OG Kush swipes right on a

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Couch-Lock OG

Strawberry OG by Jaws Gear

Imagine getting smacked in the face with a strawberry shortc

THC 22-25%

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🍓 Hybrid That Forgot to Pick a Side

Strawberry OG Cookies

Imagine dunking a strawberry shortcake into diesel fuel and

THC 20%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry OG Cookies

Imagine a strawberry Pop-Tart had a one-night stand with a g

THC 18-26%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (basically Switzerland in nug form)

Strawberry Orange Julius

Imagine getting high inside a 90s Orange Julius kiosk while

THC 18%

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🍓⚡50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Oreoz

Imagine a strawberry Pop-Tart made sweet, sweet love to a sl

THC 18-25%

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🍓 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Overload

Imagine a strawberry milkshake that learned jiu-jitsu. This

THC 20-25%

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🥞 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Pancakes

Strawberry Pancakes is the strain equivalent of showing up t

THC 18%

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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Parfait

Imagine your grandma’s strawberry parfait got high, joined a

THC 18-24%

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🔴 Dessert-Gas Indica

Strawberry Pave

Think strawberry jam made love to a peppermint tire and thei

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Dessert-Forward Couch Magnet

Strawberry Pave 16

Imagine a strawberry shortcake that hot-boxed a tire fire—sw

THC 23-29%

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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Strawberry Peach Cake

Imagine a peach cobbler and a strawberry shortcake got drunk

THC 20%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Pebbles Punch

Imagine smoking a bowl of your childhood breakfast while you

THC 20%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Pie

Imagine if Marie Callender got blazed and decided to breed w

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid

Strawberry Pie

Imagine your grandma’s pie got freaky with a Kush plant and

THC 20%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert in Disguise

Strawberry Pie

Imagine someone crammed an entire bakery into a nug and then

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Strawberry Pie Auto

Imagine a strawberry Pop-Tart that grew up, got jacked, and

THC 15-20%

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🟣 Fast-Acting Indica

Strawberry Pie Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave mug cake—Strawberry P

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Pie Cough

Imagine strawberry shortcake throat-punched you and then mad

THC 18-24%

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🍓🌲 Hybrid

Strawberry Pines

Imagine a woodland creature got drunk on strawberry shortcak

THC 15-25%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

Strawberry Pluton

Strawberry Pluton is what happens when mad scientists at Has

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Island Hybrid

Strawberry POG

Strawberry POG is what happens when Hawaiian breeders ask, "

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Locked Candy

Strawberry Pop Rocks

Anesia Seeds basically bottled the flavor of carnivals and t

THC 19%

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🍓 Indica Dessert Disaster

Strawberry Pound Cake

Imagine a tea party where the stuffed animals are judging yo

THC 11-12%

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🍓 Dessert-Cross Hybrid

Strawberry Punch

Meet Strawberry Punch, the strain that tastes like a strawbe

THC 20%

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🟣 Dessert-Indica

Strawberry Push Pop

Imagine liquifying a strawberry Push Pop, injecting it into

THC 15-25%

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🍓 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Rain

Imagine a fruit salad that got possessed by a chill demon—th

THC 18-24%

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🍓 50/50 Hybrid

Strawberry Rayne

Meet Strawberry Rayne, the strain that makes you question if

THC 18%