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🔴 Couch-Locked Indica

Strawberry Glue X SBC

Imagine a strawberry gummy bear made out of Gorilla Glue and

THC 20%

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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

Strawberry Godfather

Meet Strawberry Godfather—the indica that smells like a stra

THC 20-24%

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🔴⚪ Hybrid

Strawberry Gogurt

Strawberry Gogurt is what happens when a nostalgic snack mee

THC 15-25%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Strawberry Goober

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a jar of Jif had a baby

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Strawberry Gorilla Auto

Fast Buds basically Frankensteined a strawberry milkshake wi

THC 17%

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⚡ Couch-Locking Dessert Rocket

Strawberry Gorilla Gelato Auto

The strain equivalent of a strawberry milkshake spiked with

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Indica Nap-Nuke

Strawberry Gorilla Runtz

Turn It Up Genetics basically weaponized a fruit salad and g

THC 20-28%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55/45 split that actually matters)

Strawberry Gorilla Runtz Bx1

Imagine a strawberry milkshake that grew up, got jacked on G

THC 18%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Grape Smash

Imagine mainlining a Capri Sun while speed-reading Wikipedia

THC 18%

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🍇 Indica (But It's Lying)

Strawberry Grape Smoothie

Imagine if a Jamba Juice smoothie got possessed by a couch-l

THC 20%

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🍇 Couch-Lock Candy

Strawberry Grapez

Imagine a snack that smells like a strawberry shortcake had

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Tropical Punch

Strawberry Guava

Imagine your blender got stoned and tried to make a daiquiri

THC 18%

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🍓🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Guava

Oni Seed Co’s Strawberry Guava is the fruit salad you smoke

THC 18-24%

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🌞 Tropical Daytime Sativa

Strawberry Guava

Imagine your favorite overpriced juice bar made a strain—the

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Ruderalis-Inclusive Hybrid

Strawberry Guava Auto

The strain that proves you can have your guava and smoke it

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa

Strawberry Gum

Imagine Hubba Bubba and a farmers market had a baby, then th

THC 19%

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🍓 Sativa-Leaning Dessert Hybrid

Strawberry Gum

Imagine chewing pink Hubba Bubba while texting your ex apolo

THC 17-22%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Without the Couch

Strawberry Gum CBD

The strain for people who want to chill harder than Netflix

THC 8%

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🍓 Hybrid That Plays Both Sides

Strawberry Gummies

Smells like the gummy bears you hid from your mom, but punch

THC 18-28%

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🍓 Hybrid Candy-Bomb

Strawberry Gushers

Imagine if Capri Sun grew up, discovered crypto, and moved t

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Strawberry Hash Plant

Imagine your childhood strawberry jam got freaky with a 1980

THC 20-22%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Classic

Strawberry Hashplant

The strain that answers the age-old question: what if a frui

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Haze

Imagine a strawberry that went to grad school and won’t shut

THC 15-25%

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⚡ Auto Sativa

Strawberry Haze Auto

Kannabia Seeds basically put a Red Bull in a strawberry plan

THC 18-22%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Head Band

Imagine Sour Diesel and a strawberry shortcake had a baby, t

THC 20-24%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

Strawberry Headband

Imagine your childhood strawberry shortcake grew up, bought

THC 20-25%

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🔴 Sativa

Strawberry Headband

At 18-20% THC, Strawberry Headband is what happens when a st

THC 18-20%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

Strawberry Honey

Strawberry Honey is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted bl

THC 18%

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🍓 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Hybrid Eirdbei

This Oregon-bred strawberry freight train smells like a jam

THC 25%

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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Strawberry Ice

Imagine if a strawberry daiquiri got a PhD in motivation and

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Low-Key Sativa

Strawberry Ice

Strawberry Ice is the cannabis equivalent of a LaCroix: smel

THC 5-10%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert In Disguise

Strawberry Ice Cream

Imagine smoking the ice-cream truck—minus the creepy music a

THC 15-25%

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🍓 Couch-Lock Sundae

Strawberry Ice Cream Cake

Imagine diving face-first into a strawberry shortcake, then

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Icecake

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a wedding cake had a ba

THC 18%

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🍓 Hyped-Up Sativa

Strawberry Jack

Imagine if Jack Herer and Strawberry Cough had a one-night s

THC 18-24%

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🍓🛁 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Jacuzzi

Strawberry Jacuzzi is the strain equivalent of a hot tub fil

THC 18-22%

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🍓 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstein

Strawberry Jam

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a Swiss Army knife had

THC 18-23%

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🍓 Dessert-First Hybrid

Strawberry Jam

Strawberry Jam sounds like something you'd spread on toast,

THC 20%

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🍓🍬 Hybrid

Strawberry Jamz

Imagine Smuckers, Zkittlez, and your cousin who sells essent

THC 15-25%

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🔴 Indica

Strawberry Jealousy

Holy Smoke Seeds turned jealousy into a fruit salad and then

THC 25%

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🍓 Dessert-Dominant Hybrid

Strawberry Jello Runtz

Imagine Willy Wonka and your plug had a baby, and that baby

THC 22-28%

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🍓 Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Jelly

Imagine if a strawberry Pop-Tart and a yoga instructor had a

THC 18%

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🍓 Hybrid Dessert

Strawberry Jelly

Imagine if Smuckers and Snoop Dogg collaborated on a strain—

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Jerry

Meet Strawberry Jerry—the strain that somehow convinced 55%

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Jewels

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy—boom, Strawbe

THC 18-24%

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🟣 Indica (but lies about being balanced)

Strawberry Jones Cookies

Imagine if Strawberry Shortcake got baked, ate her own hat,

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Strawberry Jubilee

Imagine a fruit salad that got high and decided to major in

THC 18%

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🔴 Couch-Lock Smoothie

Strawberry Julius

Imagine if Orange Julius got blackout drunk on strawberries

THC 18-25%