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✨ Sparkle-Fueled Hybrid

The Standard Glitter Bomb

Imagine if a bag of Sour Patch Kids got drunk on jet fuel an

THC 30-33%
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🔵 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

The Station

The Station is what happens when Boulder breeders lock thems

THC 18%
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🟣 Boutique Mystery Indica

The Station

Meet The Station, the cannabis equivalent of a speakeasy wit

THC 19-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid That Swears It's an Indica

The Sting by Cult Six16

Meet The Sting: the strain that promised a chill night and i

THC 18%
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🌹 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Stinking Rose

Meet The Stinking Rose—DNA Genetics' love letter to anyone w

THC 18-24%
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🏄‍♂️ Hybrid, Bro

The Stoke

Imagine Red Bull grew weed and called it "The Stoke." This c

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

The Stones

Meet The Stones—the strain that turns your brain into a Ferr

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Super

The Super is what happens when breeders get impatient and de

THC 20%
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🌞 Sativa Auto

The Super Auto

Meet The Super Auto, the cannabis equivalent of a microwave

THC 16%
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🤼‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid Beatdown

The Suplex

Imagine getting body-slammed by a cloud of pine-scented zen.

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Candy

The Sweeties

Archive Seed Bank basically bred a gummy bear that smokes yo

THC 18%
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🤖 Franken-Cookie Hybrid

The Sweeties

The Sweeties is what happens when breeders play mad scientis

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Sweets

Imagine Willy Wonka's factory had a one-night stand with a s

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Infused Franken-Hybrid

The Thing

Meet The Thing—Sterquiliniis' lab-baby that auto-flowers fas

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa-Powered Brain Rocket

The Third Dimension

SubCool’s space-age sativa promises to rocket your synapses

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica

The Threshold

Meet The Threshold—Gage Green Genetics’ love letter to anyon

THC 20%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The Tiger King

This strain is what happens when breeders binge Netflix duri

THC 20%
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🐸 Heavyweight Indica

The Toad

Named by the champ who could knock you out with either hand

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Balanced Hybrid

The Triad

The Triad is what happens when a mad scientist gets bored an

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Classic

The True OG by Elemental Seeds

Meet the strain that invented the phrase "vertical is option

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Truth

Meet The Truth: Emerald Mountain's attempt at bottling enlig

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Truth

True Canna Genetics claims this is 'The Truth,' which is iro

THC 15-25%
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🔵 OG Indica

The Truth

The Truth is what happens when OG Kush has a midlife crisis

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Twomp

Antenna Seeds cranked the genetic volume to 11 and birthed T

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

The Uba

Meet The Uba, the strain that treats your central nervous sy

THC 22%
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🟡 Picasso-Approved Sativa

The Ugly Duck Pablo Picasso Crested

Looks like a cubist nightmare, smells like a citrus bomb wen

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The Ultimate

Meet The Ultimate, the strain whose name screams "main chara

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Decision

The Ultimate

Meet ‘The Ultimate,’ Dutch Passion’s diplomatic lovechild th

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

The Ultimate Nerds

Imagine Willy Wonka bred weed instead of candy and majored i

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Underchunk

Meet The Underchunk—Equilibrium Genetics' love letter to any

THC 18%
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⚰️ Pure Indica

The Undertaker

Blue Stone Sanctuary's The Undertaker is the botanical equiv

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Undertaker

The Undertaker by Terp Fi3nd hits like a folding chair to th

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Unleaded

The Unleaded is Sunleaf Seed Co's attempt at making weed tha

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Unlimited

The Unlimited sounds like a Marvel movie sequel but is actua

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

The Upsetter

Meet the only thing that can upset you and make you happy ab

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Versooch

If Ambien had a baby with a weighted blanket, it'd be The Ve

THC 25%
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🔴 Pure Indica

The Vintage

Imagine if Indiana Jones bred weed instead of punching Nazis

THC 18%
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🐍 Sativa

The Viper Room

Named after the infamous club where River Phoenix partied hi

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Revolutionary Hybrid

The Vision

Apparently George Washington had a fever dream at Valley For

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Void

Aficionado Seed Bank's 2009 masterpiece that’s been haunting

THC 18%
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🟢 Cosmic Sativa

The Void

Named like an existential crisis but hits like a brainstorm

THC 18%
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🐋 Balanced Hybrid

The Whale

The Whale is basically the cannabis equivalent of a luxury c

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

The Whip

Capulator's The Whip is what happens when breeders spend fiv

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

The Whip

Named after what it'll do to your motivation, The Whip is Tw

THC 18-24%
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🍒 Mystery Cherry Hybrid

The Whit Cherry

Meet the strain that answers the question 'What if a snow co

THC 15-25%
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⚪ Indica That'll Ghost You

The White

This frosty bastard looks like someone rolled your nugs in a

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

The White

The White is what happens when breeders try to make White Wi

THC 18%
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⚪️ Florida Frost-Forged Sativa

The White

Imagine if a snowman got ambitious and decided to become wee

THC 15-25%

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