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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Octessence

Meet The Octessence—Noble Genetics' attempt at creating the

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (55/45)

The OG #18

Meet the strain that convinced boomers weed got "too strong.

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Gas-Forward Hybrid

The OG 18

OG #18 is what happens when OG Kush goes to finishing school

THC 18-26%
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⚫ Pure Indica (a.k.a. Couch Lock CEO)

The Oil Baron

Meet the 1% of indicas—The Oil Baron by Rebellion Seeds, a 2

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Straight-Up Indica

The One

Meet 'The One'—the strain so exclusive its own parents filed

THC 15-25%
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🔀 Boutique Backcross Hybrid

The One Bc1

Think of The One Bc1 as the strain that went home, did a DNA

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Heritage Hybrid

The One Bx1

Imagine if a disco-era Thai stick and a Soviet-era Afghani b

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The One Eight by Pretty Good Plants

Meet The One Eight—Pretty Good Plants' attempt at naming wee

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The One That Got Away

Named after every dealer who ever disappeared mid-text, The

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Command Center

The One X Blue Moon Rocks Bx3

Swami Organic Seed basically crammed a pine tree, a blueberr

THC 22-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

The One X Paki Hashchocolate Thai

This Swami Organic Seed creation is what happens when Pakist

THC 20%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

The One X Panama

Imagine if a Red Bull and a mango had a baby that grew up to

THC 25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid (50/50 split)

The One x Purple Church NL5/Haze BX1

Swami Organic Seed basically Frankensteined three legendary

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

The Ooze

The Ooze sounds like a rejected Ninja Turtle villain, but it

THC 18%
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🔮 Space-Couch Indica

The Orbiter

Bred by the ghost known only as 'Unknown or Legendary,' The

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

The Original Haze

The strain that started the Haze craze—aka the reason your c

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

The Original Z

Basically the Beyoncé of Zkittlez—everyone claims they disco

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica

The Original Z

Meet the strain that made ‘taste the rainbow’ a lifestyle ch

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

The Original Z x Testarossa

Meet the strain that makes yoga instructors voluntarily canc

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Other Woman

Sweet N Sticky Genetics named this one "The Other Woman" bec

THC 17%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

The Ox

Meet The Ox, the strain that treats your spine like a hammoc

THC 18-24%
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🐂 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

The Ox

Like getting steam-rolled by a purple espresso machine, The

THC 16-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock OG

The Pack

Meet The Pack—Grow Today's love letter to every OG Kush grou

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Pure Indica

The Parlor

The Parlor is what happens when Victorian parlor vibes meet

THC 18%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Perfect Storm

Mycotek's The Perfect Storm is the cannabis equivalent of ge

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Perm

The Perm by Twenty 20 Genetics is basically the cannabis equ

THC 34%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Phoenix

The Bakery Genetics’ Phoenix is the strain equivalent of a m

THC 18%
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🌸 OG Kush's Overachieving Niece

The Pink

Meet The Pink, the Canadian Kush that parties like OG's cool

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Hybrid

The Pits

A boutique hybrid that smells like someone blended apricots

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

The Plague by Le Chef Boyardee

The Plague sounds like something you’d catch from a medieval

THC 20%
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🚂 Hybrid (autoflower express)

The Polar Express

The Polar Express is the cannabis equivalent of a Hallmark C

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa

The Potion

Brewed by Archive Seed Bank like some kind of ganja alchemis

THC 18%
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⚗️ Sativa Sorcery

The Potion

The Potion is basically a wizard’s vape juice that accidenta

THC 20-24%
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🔮 Indica

The Prize

The Prize is Irie Genetics’ participation trophy for stoners

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Holy Roller

The Prophet

Blessed by GrindHouse's holy rollers, The Prophet is a 72% s

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Holy Indica

The Prophet

Blessed be the bud smokers, for they shall inherit the munch

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

The Prophet

Like if Moses came down from the mountain with a joint inste

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Leaner with Hashplant Muscle

The Puck X Durban Sherbet

Imagine Durban Poison did a trust fall into a vat of fresh-p

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Sativa Franken-hybrid

The Punisher

Imagine if a Russian winter-proof weed met a Caribbean beach

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

The Pure

The Pure is basically cannabis cosplay for 1970s Thai sticks

THC 18-24%
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⚗️ 1970s Time-Capsule Hybrid

The Pure Original Skunk

The cannabis equivalent of a classic rock radio station—loud

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Light

The Purp

Meet the strain that’s basically chamomile tea in weed form.

THC 5-8%
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⚖️ 55/45 Indica-leaning Hybrid

The Purple Chef

Imagine if a Crayola factory exploded in a grow room and the

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica

The Purple Couch

The strain that turns your living room into a velvet trap. O

THC 18%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

The Purple One

The Purple One is what happens when Alien Genetics decides t

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Purple Couch Magnet

The Purple One

The Purple One is what happens when a grape Jolly Rancher an

THC 16-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Purps

Meet The Purps, BC Bud Depot's attempt at turning weed into

THC 18%
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🔮 60-70% Indica Hybrid

The Purps

The Purps is basically Barney the Dinosaur if he ditched the

THC 20%

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