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The Great
Twenty 20 Genetics named this one "The Great!" like your aun
THC 18%The Great Gazoo
The Great Gazoo is what happens when mad scientists decide y
THC 18-24%The Great Graw
Meet The Great Graw—Tatewari Tactical's attempt to make a st
THC 20%The Great Gumball
Remember those quarter-machine gumballs that tasted like pur
THC 18%The Griddy
State Of The Arts Farm just dropped the dankest touchdown ce
THC 21%The Grinch
This strain won’t steal your presents, just your ability to
THC 21%The Grinder by GibbsKutz Genetics
A 28% THC indica bred to delete your to-do list faster than
THC 28%The Grouch
Meet The Grouch: the strain that looks like it slept in a di
THC 18%The Grunk
Meet The Grunk, the indica that hits like a weighted blanket
THC 18-24%The Grunk
Imagine grape Kool-Aid spilled in a skunk’s gym bag—then som
THC 15-25%The Guice
The Guice is what happens when breeders get bored and decide
THC 20-25%The Guice
Meet The Guice, the sticky lovechild of GG4 and Orange Valle
THC 20-26%The Halcyon by Centennial Seeds
Meet The Halcyon, Centennial Seeds' attempt at creating the
THC 18%The Hammer Fast
The Hammer Fast is basically cannabis with a turbo button—hi
THC 15-25%The Handyman
Meet The Handyman, the only contractor that shows up on time
THC 18%The Harbinger
The Harbinger is what happens when Prana Seeds asks, "How do
THC 18%The Hog
Meet The Hog—TH Seeds' answer to "What if a weighted blanket
THC 20-24%The Holy Mountain
The Holy Mountain is what happens when Thai breeders lock th
THC 18%The Honeymooners
Mycotek's 'happily ever after' strain is basically a marriag
THC 18-24%The Honolulu Strangler
A sativa so aggressively cheerful it should come with a comp
THC 18%The Hulk
Meet The Hulk—an indica so strong it’ll make you forget your
THC 20%The Hunk
Meet The Hunk: the strain that looks like it lifts weights a
THC 18-24%The Hype
Organic Earth Seeds named this one 'The Hype' because appare
THC 18%The Incredible Bulk
Dr. Krippling basically weaponized couch-lock, breeding a st
THC 35-40%The Incredible Bulk
Meet the strain that turns your grow tent into a protein sha
THC 24%The Jabberwocky
Named after a nonsense poem, The Jabberwocky delivers exactl
THC 15-25%The Jack by SoCal Seed Collective
Named after the patron saint of paranoid creativity, The Jac
THC 18-24%The Jawbreaker
Imagine the biggest jawbreaker from your childhood—now imagi
THC 18-24%The Jewel
The Jewel is Tramuntana’s attempt at creating the cannabis e
THC 18%The JFK Experience
Named after the president who could handle a Cuban missile c
THC 18%The Juice
The Juice is Wacky Weed Seeds' attempt at making a 'balanced
THC 18%The Juice
Imagine if orange Tic-Tacs and Red Bull had a baby, then tha
THC 18-28%The Kali
The Kali is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with
THC 18-24%The KD
Meet The KD—the strain that proves 'KushDiesel' isn't just a
THC 18-25%The Keeper by Wizard Trees
Imagine cotton candy made love to a high-school locker room
THC 22%The Kind
Meet The Kind—the strain that spent 50+ breeding experiments
THC 18%The King Of Poison
Meet the strain that sounds like it should come with an anti
THC 15-25%The Kiwi by Dynasty Seeds
Imagine if a kiwi fruit got a PhD in jazz and decided to tea
THC 18%The Knee Shaker
Named after the involuntary leg tremors it causes, The Knee
THC 22%The Kore
Meet The Kore—Real Gorilla Seeds’ attempt to weaponize your
THC 18%The Kragle
The Kragle sounds like a rejected LEGO villain, but this 50/
THC 18-25%The Kraken
7 East Genetics summoned this 50/50 beast from the depths of
THC 18-25%The Kraken
Legend says The Kraken surfaces once per sesh to swallow mot
THC 18%The Kure
The Kure is what happens when breeders stop arguing about in
THC 18%The Labyrinth
Named after the thing you’ll never escape once it hits—your
THC 18%The Last Dance
The boutique hype-beast that can't decide if it wants to DJ
THC 15-25%The Last Don
Think of The Last Don as the cannabis equivalent of a mob bo
THC 18%The Last Jedi
This isn't the hero's journey—it's the stoner’s surrender. O
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