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🍪 Dessert-Grade Hybrid

The Cookies

Meet the strain that turned dispensaries into pastry shops.

THC 28%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

The Cosmoses

Meet The Cosmoses, Truleaf's attempt to make you feel like y

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

The Cough

Named after its most charming side effect, The Cough is the

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

The Cream

The Cream is what happens when breeders decide your brain ne

THC 20%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Custard

The Cream

Imagine dunking your head into a vat of vanilla buttercream

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

The Creature

Beleaf Cannabis bred a strain so energetic it makes espresso

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Crossroads

The Crossroads is what happens when breeders can't pick a la

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cubicle

The Cube

Bred by Exotic Genetix, The Cube is a 29% THC indica that lo

THC 29%
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🧊 Frosted Hybrid

The Cube

A Starfighter-leaning resin factory that’s been back-crossed

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Indica That Acts Like a Sativa

The Cure

Meet The Cure, the strain that bills itself as medicine but

THC 18%
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⚖️ Micro-dose Hybrid

The Dark Hollow

Meet The Dark Hollow—the strain that proves you don't need 2

THC 5-8%
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⚡ Pure Sativa (with 32% indica that shows up like that one friend who swears they're 'not drunk')

The Dark Side

Named after the part of the Force where cookies apparently d

THC 15-25%
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🌑 Couch-Lock Indica

The Dark Side

Meet the Darth Vader of weed—The Dark Side looks like it was

THC 15-25%
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🌗 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

The Darkness

Imagine if Tim Burton bred weed while listening to The Cure—

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Power Play

The Dawgfather

Meet the capo di tutti capi of sativas—The Dawgfather. This

THC 20-27%
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🟢 Hybrid (Espionage Edition)

The Dead Drop

The Dead Drop is Umami Seed Co's covert op of a strain—part

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (but acts like it’s on a power trip)

The Deputy

Think of Bruce Banner and StarDawg getting married in Vegas

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Deputy

Meet The Deputy: the cannabis equivalent of that friend who

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Devils Candy

Meet the strain that convinced your sweet tooth to sell its

THC 18-22%
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🌀 60/40 Indica-Sativa Split

The Diaper

Yes, it’s actually called The Diaper, and no, it doesn’t sme

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

The Diesel Project

Copa Genetics took old-school diesel fumes and weaponized th

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Dip

After 300+ breeding attempts, Kre8 Genetics finally stopped

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

The Doctor

Meet The Doctor, Green House Seeds’ 18% THC house call that

THC 18%
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🔴 Old-School Indica

The Doctor

Meet The Doctor—because nothing says "medical breakthrough"

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

The Dog

The Dog is Breeders Boutique’s answer to the question "What

THC 20-24%
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🔆 Sativa

The Dogshit

Yes, it's really called The Dogshit—because apparently Golde

THC 18%
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🟣 OG Indica Heavyweight

The Don

Meet The Don—the strain that shows up to the smoke sesh in a

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Indica Don

The Don Mega

Meet the strain that kisses your forehead before it buries y

THC 25-30%
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⚡ Gas-Powered Sativa

The Don Mega

Meet The Don Mega, the strain that showed up to the 2020s pa

THC 15-25%
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🟠 Hybrid (Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Frankenstrain)

The Donald

A political parody in plant form that somehow unites indica,

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified

The Donger

The Donger by Lost River Seeds sounds like a rejected 80s ac

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Dons Grapes

Meet The Dons Grapes—Blue Bloods Grow's attempt at making we

THC 15-25%
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🎸 Pure Sativa

The Doors

Named after the band that made your dad think he could dance

THC 18%
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🔮 OG Indica Time Machine

The Dope By Dr Greenthumb

Named like something your older cousin swore was “the best s

THC 15-20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

The Dub

The Dub is Slanted Farms’ love letter to every indica purist

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Fancy Couch-Lock Indica

The Duchess

Meet The Duchess – the bougie indica that treats your nervou

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The Dude

Meet The Dude, the strain that really ties the room together

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

The Durand Line

A Roots 64 Gardens creation that erases borders—mainly the o

THC 20-30%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Dutch Purps

Meet The Dutch Purps: the strain that dresses like Prince at

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Pacific NW Sativa

The Dutchess

Meet The Dutchess—Pacific NW Roots' answer to "What if espre

THC 18%
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👑 THC Duchess Hybrid

The Dutchess

Meet The Dutchess: a 25% THC hybrid that acts like European

THC 25%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa

The Edge by Dutch Passion

Meet The Edge: the strain that makes espresso look like cham

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

The Either

The Either is Leaf Lab’s love letter to Afghan genetics, bas

THC 20%
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🔥 Sativa

The Eleven

Born when Homegrown Natural Wonders got bored of regular num

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Balanced Hybrid

The End

The End sounds dramatic, but it's really just Prairie State'

THC 18-26%
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⚖️ Boutique Balanced Hybrid

The Ether

The Ether is Alchemy Genetics' overachieving love-child that

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Evelyne By Melvanetics

Meet The Evelyne—Melvanetics’ love letter to anyone who thin

THC 18-24%
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🔺 Premium Sativa

The Eye of Providence

Named after the creepy pyramid eye on your dollar bill, this

THC 18-22%

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