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💣 2002 Called, It Wants Its Couch Back

THC Bomb x Pre-98 Bubba Kush

Meet the strain that oversold its potency harder than a cryp

THC 7-8%
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🔮 Night-Night Narcotic

THC Bomb x Purple Punch

Purple City Genetics basically weaponized grape Kool-Aid and

THC 20-25%
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🚀 Sativa Slapstick

THC Bomb x Strawnana

Imagine a strawberry-banana smoothie that studied abroad, ca

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Pure Indica

THC Bunker Buster

Zamnesia’s bunker-leveling indica is basically a weighted bl

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (with commitment issues)

THC Fritters

Bomb Seeds basically baked Apple Fritter’s cooler cousin who

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

THC Fritters Auto

Imagine if Apple Fritters grew up, hit the gym, and learned

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. “Switzerland of Weed”)

THC Pro

Meet THC Pro: the 18% THC hybrid that’s basically the cannab

THC 18%
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🌞 Sativa (a.k.a. ‘I’m cleaning the whole house’)

THC Victory

Meet THC Victory—the strain that convinced a generation of s

THC 25%
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⚡ African Espresso Sativa

THCV by Kannabia Seeds

Meet the sativa that gym-bros wish came in pre-workout form.

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Low-THC, High-THCV Hybrid

THCV Seeds

Meet the strain that actually gets you OFF the couch. THCV S

THC 7%
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🧬 Focus-Boosting Hybrid

THCVs

Meet THCVs: the cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso wea

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica (barely)

The 'Stache

Meet The 'Stache—Fatboy Genetics' attempt at making an indic

THC 16%
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🫥 Boutique Polyhybrid

The 4th Kind

Meet The 4th Kind—the strain that couldn’t decide on a perso

THC 20-28%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

The 7

The 7 is what happens when breeders ask, "What if espresso c

THC 18-24%
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☀️ Pure Sativa Time Machine

The 90s Haze

This strain is basically a Discman full of Eurodance in plan

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

The ABO

The ABO is Copycat Genetix’s love letter to anyone who’s eve

THC 15-25%
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🍇 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

The Acai

The Acai is what happens when weed starts cosplaying as an i

THC 20%
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🟣 Ancient Couch-Lock OG

The Age Of Kush By Hempbrothers

Basically, Hempbrothers time-traveled to the Mesozoic era, g

THC 18%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Sorcery

The Alchemist

Love Genetics basically bottled Adderall and called it weed.

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Indica (But Actually a Hybrid in Witness Protection)

The Alpha Mohave

Meet The Alpha Mohave, the strain that flexes so hard it sho

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Vintage Sofa Glue

The Ancient Mother by Peekaboo Point

Peekaboo Point’s cryptic granny weed—no lineage, no problem.

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Pure Indica

The Angels Share

Acumen Genetics basically bottled the part of church that ma

THC 22%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

The Anomaly

Meet The Anomaly—the strain that got so high it forgot which

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock MVP

The Assist

Meet the strain that passes you the aux cord to unconsciousn

THC 18%
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🪐 Couch-Locked Indica

The Astronaut

Mycotek’s The Astronaut is the indica equivalent of duct-tap

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Locking Indica

The Atom Bomb

Named like a 1950s PSA and hitting harder than your ex's sub

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Azucar

Meet The Azucar: Terp Hogz' dessert-themed indica that trick

THC 18%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

The Backyard Candies

This isn't the candy your weird neighbor handed out on Hallo

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The Baconator

Smells like a diner at 3 AM, tastes like your cardiologist's

THC 18-22%
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🌗 Creative Hybrid

The Badu

Erykah Badu’s official strain—because apparently 2025 needed

THC 22%
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🟣 Indica (a.k.a. Couch Whisperer)

The Balance Of The Tao By Peekaboo Point

Meet the strain that meditates harder than you do. The Balan

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Pure Indica Nightmare Fuel

The Balrog

Named after Tolkien's flame-whipped demon, this 18% THC indi

THC 18%
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🔴 Pure Indica Monster

The Beast

Copenhagen's Viking answer to "I want to feel like warm taff

THC 25-30%
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🤖 Autoflower Hybrid

The Beast Auto

The Beast Auto is basically the cannabis equivalent of a mic

THC 18-20%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

The Beatles

The Beatles by Pompous Seeds is basically a 20% THC time mac

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. 'We’ll See Where This Goes')

The Beavs

Imagine a strain with no official family tree, no breeder br

THC 24-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Belmont

Meet The Belmont, the horse that won't glue you to the couch

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commando

The Bern

Meet The Bern—the indica that politely asks your motivation

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Best By Just A Handful

“The Best” sounds like your buddy who swears he’s a ‘nice gu

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Big

Meet The Big—B.C. Bud Depot’s love letter to anyone who beli

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

The Big

Meet The Big—Growers Choice's not-so-subtle reminder that "i

THC 18%
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⚡ Low-Orbit Hybrid

The Big Bang

Motherlode Seeds' attempt to bottle the origin of existence

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

The Big Buddha

This strain is basically if a wheel of aged cheddar went bac

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa

The Big Cheese

Meet The Big Cheese—the strain that literally smells like a

THC 18%
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🌀 Mysterious Hybrid

The Big Dirty

Like finding a treasure map drawn on a napkin, The Big Dirty

THC 25-27%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Mystery

The Big Easy

GenefinderOG's cloak-and-dagger indica is basically a blacko

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Champion

The Big Jeff

Meet The Big Jeff, the strain that turns your living room in

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Lazy-Boy Hybrid

The Big Lebovsky

Named after cinema’s most legendary slacker, The Big Lebovsk

THC 15-22%

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