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🔵 Straight Sativa

Tha Mf Haze

Meet Tha Mf Haze, Treeology Genetics' love letter to anyone

THC 18%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Tha Shiznit

Short Stuff Seedbank basically Frankensteined cannabis DNA a

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean & Mean

Thai 5

Thai 5 is basically a Red Bull in plant form—if Red Bull sme

THC 16-24%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Time-Machine

Thai 82 by Green Hornet

Thai 82 is the espresso shot of weed: a pure sativa that’ll

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Thai 99

Imagine your granddad’s legendary Thai stick got impatient,

THC 18-26%
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🟢 Featherweight Sativa

Thai A5 Haze

Meet the strain that parties like it's 1975 and your parents

THC 5-10%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Thai Breaker

Meet Thai Breaker, Dr. Hemps Seeds’ love letter to Southeast

THC 18%
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🟢 100% Sativa Landrace

Thai by Zamnesia

Meet Thai by Zamnesia—AKA "the reason your roommate cleaned

THC 15-20%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Thai Chi

Imagine if a Muay Thai fighter and a Buddhist monk had a bab

THC 20-25%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Time Machine

Thai Chiang Rai by The Landrace Team

Meet the strain that convinced your yoga instructor she coul

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Thai Chocolate

Meet Thai Chocolate—the strain that makes your brain feel li

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Thai Crush

Imagine your brain doing yoga while your body binge-watches

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Nostalgia Trip

Thai Dragon 99

Meet Thai Dragon 99—the strain that convinced your brain it

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Thai Dream

Thai Dream is what happens when Southeast Asian landrace gen

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Thai Dye

Thai Dye is what happens when Kismet Nursery decides traditi

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa (But Your Body Will Argue)

Thai Dye

Imagine a beach in Koh Samui, except the sand is kief and th

THC 25%
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🌒 Hybrid Eclipse

Thai Eclipse

Imagine a Thai sativa that got body-slammed by a couch-locki

THC 18-26%
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🔥 Pure Sativa

Thai Fantasy

Meet Thai Fantasy: the strain that convinces you 3 a.m. is t

THC 20%
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🌀 Ruderalis-Influenced Hybrid

Thai Fantasy Automatica

Imagine if a Thai street-food cart and a time-machine had a

THC 18-23%
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🔥 50/50 Hybrid

Thai Fire OG

Imagine OG Kush went on a gap year to Thailand, came back wi

THC 23%
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🤴 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Thai Ger King

Meet Thai Ger King—the strain that smokes like a Red Bull we

THC 18-26%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Thai Girl

Meet Thai Girl: the strain that turns your lazy Sunday into

THC 18-24%
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🥶 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Thai Haze

Thai Haze is basically espresso that grew leaves. This sativ

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Thai Herer 99

Meet the strain that convinced a generation of stoners they

THC 15%
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🔥 Pure Sativa (Now With Extra Anxiety)

Thai Hill

Meet Thai Hill, the strain that proves your dispensary's "Th

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Balanced Hybrid (Sativa-leaning)

Thai Iced Tea

The only Thai import you can legally brag about that won't g

THC 15-25%
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🟤 Hybrid (Indica-ish)

Thai Kush

Meet Thai Kush: the strain that took a Southeast Asian speed

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Thai Kwon Dro

Seed Bandit’s Thai Kwon Dro is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18%
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🌴 Sativa-Leanin' Hybrid

Thai Landrace x Caprichosa Thai

Basically, Thailand took two of its own, got them very drunk

THC 14-20%
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🌶️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Thai Lemon Garlic Chicken

Imagine if your favorite pad thai took a hit of itself and d

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Southeast Asian Rocket Fuel

Thai Lights

Imagine a Red Bull that grew up in a Thai jungle and decided

THC 30%
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🥭 Mango-Flavored Plot Twist

Thai Mango

Meet Thai Mango, the strain that promises an island getaway

THC 18%
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🥭 Indica That Forgot It's Supposed to Couch-Lock You

Thai Mango

Thai Mango is what happens when a mango smoothie gets posses

THC 18-24%
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🥭 Pure Sativa

Thai Mango #1 Mae Chaem

Imagine smoking a beach in Koh Samui while your brain downlo

THC 18%
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🔆 100% Sativa

Thai Mex By Pitt Bully

This is what happens when a Thai stick and a Mexican brick d

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Thai Mountain

Meet Thai Mountain, the strain that makes your yoga instruct

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Heritage Hybrid

Thai Paki Chitral Sawgrass

Blackbird Preservations took a gap-year through Thailand and

THC 18%
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🔶 Sativa-Ruderalis Hybrid

Thai Panic

Thai Panic is what happens when a Thai landrace and a Siberi

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Lean Ruderalis Auto

Thai Panic

Scott Family Farms bottled tropical ADD and slapped 'Thai' o

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Southeast-Asian Chill Pill Hybrid

Thai Passion

Thai Passion is the strain your hippie uncle still brags abo

THC 15-25%
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🥜 70/30 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Thai Peanut Sauce

Atlas Seed basically turned your favorite take-out into weed

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Thai Pydog x DC

The strain that proves you don’t need 30% THC to feel like a

THC 10-15%
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🕷️ 55/45 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Thai Rantula

Imagine a Thai sativa and a hairy tarantula had a lab-baby—c

THC 18-23%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Thai Rush

Thai Rush is what happens when old-school Thai landrace gene

THC 20%
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🌟 Thai-Dominant Hybrid

Thai Star

Meet Thai Star—the strain that convinced your couch you went

THC 30%
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🌴 Southeast Asian Sativa Throwback

Thai Stick

The strain that literally comes tied to a chopstick like the

THC 15-24%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Thai Stick by ACE Seeds

Meet the strain that backpackers bragged about in Bangkok ho

THC 18%
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⚡ Old-School Hybrid

Thai Stick Haze

Imagine your brain doing Muay Thai in a California yoga stud

THC 20%

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