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⚡ Pure Sativa Time Machine

Thai Stick Isaan

A pure Thai landrace so old-school it probably has a Blockbu

THC 18-23%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Thai Stick Loei

The Landrace Team took a time-machine to 1970s Thailand and

THC 15%
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🌏 Pure Sativa Landrace

Thai Stick Sakhon Nakhon

This isn’t your dispensary’s designer cross—it’s the strain

THC 15%
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🌅 Tropical Sativa

Thai Sunset

Basement Chuckers basically took a Thai beach vacation, bott

THC 18%
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🚤 Pure Sativa

Thai Tanic

Named like a blockbuster disaster, Thai Tanic delivers the k

THC 18%
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🚤 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Thai Tanic

Named after a movie where everyone freezes but you’ll feel l

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Heritage Indica

Thai Truffle

Imagine your barista accidentally double-roasted a bag of Th

THC 23%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Thai Valley OG

Imagine your Wi-Fi router and your will to move both died at

THC 20%
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⚖️ Mysterious Balanced Hybrid

Thai Vek

Thai Vek is that friend who won't tell you their family tree

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Heritage Hybrid

Thai Widow

Meet Thai Widow: the strain that backpacked out of '70s Thai

THC 20%
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⚡ 70% Sativa

Thai X Bangi Haze

ACE Seeds basically took old-school Thai that normally takes

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Thai X ECSD

Imagine if a Buddhist monk and a New York cab driver had a b

THC 15-25%
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🥭 Sativa-Dominant Time Machine

Thai X Panama

Imagine your brain doing the hula while your body stays park

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Thai'd Up

Like your passport stamped “Bangkok” but your couch is in De

THC 17%
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🟢 Rocket-Fuel Sativa

Thai99

Thai99 is basically a Red Bull in plant form—except the wing

THC 18%
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🌅 Tropical Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Thaidelica

Thaidelica is what happens when a Bangkok street-food cart c

THC 14-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Thaifun Horizon

Imagine if a Bangkok tuk-tuk made sweet love to a pine fores

THC 18-22%
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🚀 Pure Swiss Sativa

Thaifun Horizon

Meet the strain that convinced Switzerland to stop being neu

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Thaikie

Meet Thaikie: the strain that took Source Genetics 50+ gener

THC 21%
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🟣 Indica (with a passport)

Thaikush'n

Thaikush'n is what happens when a Bangkok street cart, a Him

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Old-School Hybrid

Thailand Hybrid

Imagine your gap-year backpack sprouted buds—this is it. Tha

THC 15%
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🌴 Tropical Sativa OG

Thailand Landrace

Meet the strain that backpackers in Chang tank tops won’t sh

THC 12-20%
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🚀 Pure Sativa

Thailand Sativa

Meet the strain that backpackers tried to smuggle home in th

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Thailight

Thailight is what happens when breeders can't pick between c

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Thaiquila Sunwise

Imagine if a Thai stick and a tequila shot had a baby, then

THC 18%
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🟢 Retro Landrace Sativa (But We’re Calling It Indica Because Marketing)

Thais

Meet Thais—the strain that backpackers bragged about in 1974

THC 12-18%
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🥦 Pure Sativa

Thaitan

Thaitan is basically durian-scented rocket fuel that convinc

THC 18%
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🚢 Pure Sativa (a.k.a. “I paid for the whole tent, I’ll use the whole tent”)

Thaitanic

Meet Thaitanic—the strain that literally outgrows your apart

THC 16-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Thaizar

Meet Thaizar: the genetic Switzerland of weed. This 55/45 in

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Thank You Jerry

Named after some dude named Jerry (we're assuming he either

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50 Split Personality)

Thanks A Lot

Taylormade's Thanks A Lot is the strain equivalent of a poli

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Thanoz

Thanoz is what happens when breeders spend 10 generations tr

THC 18-24%
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🍋 Celebrity Sativa

That Badu Cookies

The queen of neo-soul blessed us with a 30% THC lemon-diesel

THC 24-30%
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🐯 Balanced Hybrid

That Bitch Carole Baskin

Named after the most memeable Tiger King star, this 18% THC

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

That Dave Navarro

Dave Navarro’s namesake bud is the only strain that can shre

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

That Good Good

That Good Good is what happens when breeders stop naming wee

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

That Smell

Meet the strain that lives up to its name like a teenager’s

THC 18%
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🔮 Certified Couch Magnet

That Tom

Meet That Tom—the strain that convinces your legs they’ve be

THC 15-22%
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🔵 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock Candy)

That's Enough Blueberries

GibbsKutz Genetics finally answered the question “How much b

THC 20%
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🪙 Mystery Hybrid

That's My Purse

Named like a self-defense class for handbags, this 18% THC h

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Thaze Rythm

Thaze Rythm is what happens when a corporate cannabis brand

THC 28%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

THC

Named with the subtlety of a brick through a windshield, THC

THC 26-33%
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⚫ Pocket-Sized Indica

THC Autofloreciente

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner—fast, small, a

THC 12%
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💣 Balanced Hybrid

THC Bomb

THC Bomb is what happens when breeders decide "mild" is a di

THC 20%
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💣 Balanced Hybrid

THC Bomb

BSF Seeds named this one perfectly—it's the Michael Bay movi

THC 20%
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💣 Indica with Identity Issues

THC Bomb

European breeders promised a mushroom-cloud of THC, but the

THC 15-18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

THC Bomb Auto

The cannabis equivalent of a microwave burrito: suspiciously

THC 18%
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🔴 Indica

THC Bomb CBD

Meet THC Bomb's chill cousin who studied abroad and came bac

THC 12-16%

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