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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Show-Off

Terperella

Meet Terperella, the strain that parties like it's 2012 and

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Indica Sloth Trap

Terpi Hut

Terpi Hut is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanket m

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Bound Candy Cloud

Terpi Hut Purple

Terpi Hut Purple is what happens when a grape snow-cone and

THC 27-28%
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🔵 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Terpinator

Meet Terpinator, the strain that took Cannarado Genetics two

THC 20%
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🔮 Old-School Indica in a Lab Coat

Terple

Terple is what happens when five legendary indicas have a gr

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Terple

Terple is what happens when a bag of Skittles and a grape so

THC 18–24%
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🌈 Terp-Nerd Hybrid

Terps

Meet Terps—the strain so aromatic it made OG stoners learn c

THC 20-28%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Terps Bruh

Terps Bruh is Red Scare Seed Company's love letter to anyone

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Sludge

Terps Slurry by Terpking

Terps Slurry is what happens when Terpking decides to weapon

THC 18-25%
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🔮 Indica (With a Sativa Plot Twist)

Terpwin Station

Ethos Genetics’ Terpwin Station is the cannabis equivalent o

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Terpwin Station

Terpwin Station is the strain equivalent of a jazz solo—tech

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Terpz

Terpz is what happens when breeders decide THC numbers are b

THC 20-20%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Terra Petra

Terra Petra is what happens when a landrace strain and a sat

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tertullian

Tertullian is what happens when a theology nerd and a plant

THC 18%
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🌀 60/40 Hybrid

Tesseract

Tesseract sounds like a Marvel villain, but it’s actually Ne

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Sativa-Dominant

Test Pilot

Named after the guy who gets paid to find out if a plane fal

THC 15-25%
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🧪 Secret-Society Indica

Test Tube 5

Test Tube 5 sounds like a rejected GI Joe villain, but it’s

THC 22-27%
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🔴 Couch-Lock on Wheels

Testarossa

Named after the Ferrari, Testarossa hits more like a freight

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa

Tetryonic OG

A lab-coat love child of OG resin and Red Bull genetics, Tet

THC 18-22%
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🤠 50/50 Tex-Mex Balanced Hybrid

Tex by Seed Junky Genetics

Meet Tex: the strain that parties like a Dallas oil baron bu

THC 22-28%
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⚡ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Texada Timewarp

Named after a Gulf Island where the clocks run on island tim

THC 22%
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🌀 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Texada Timewarp

Named after an island where the clocks apparently run on sat

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa Time Machine

Texada Timewarp

Texada Timewarp is what happens when BC breeders decide regu

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Texada Timewarp F5

Texada Timewarp F5 is what happens when Canadian breeders ge

THC 18-22%
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🤠 Balanced Hybrid

Texas Bag

Texas Bag is what happens when BlackLeaf Genetics tries to b

THC 18%
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🧈 Indica Couch-Lock Champion

Texas Butter

Greenpoint Seeds took Banana OG Kush, Stardawg, and Cookies

THC 20-26%
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🤠 Lone-Star Indica

Texas Butter

Texas Butter is the underground rodeo of indicas—nutty, crea

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Texas Chem

Texas Chem is what happens when a Texas oil rig and a Colora

THC 18%
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🤠 Hybrid

Texas Glue

Born in the Lone Star State and bred to stick to your finger

THC 20%
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🔫 Pure Texan Sativa

Texas Guinan

Named after the prohibition-era pistol-packin’ saloon queen,

THC 18%
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🤠 Indica

Texas OG

Texas OG is what happens when a bale of Afghani hash and a D

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Texas Shoreline

Clone Only's Texas Shoreline is the cannabis equivalent of a

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Pure Indica

Texas Shoreline Bx1

The Lone Star State’s answer to "how do I turn my brain off

THC 18%
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🟢 Classic Sativa

Texas Shoreline S1

Imagine Willie Nelson’s tour bus collided with a science lab

THC 21%
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🟣 Lone Star Lockdown

Texas Tea

Yee-haw, partner—this isn’t your grandma’s sweet tea. Texas

THC 18-22%
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🤠 Indica with a Southern Drawl

Texas Terpz

Texas Terpz rolls in like a lifted pickup with LED underglow

THC 18%
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🟤 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Texas Toasted

Imagine if a campfire s’more and a brisket had a love child

THC 10-15%
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🤠⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Texas Tropics

Texas Tropics is what happens when a Longhorn steer eats a p

THC 18%
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🔋 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tezla OG

If Elon Musk needed a strain to test autopilot on the sofa,

THC 20%
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🔋 Couch-Lock EV

Tezla OG

Named like Elon’s after-dinner joint, Tezla OG is the strain

THC 25%
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🌵 Desert-Born Hybrid

TGF Mohave

Meet TGF Mohave, the strain that decided regular genetics we

THC 18-25%
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🤷‍♂️ Mystery Hybrid

TGF Mohave

TGF Mohave is the cannabis equivalent of that one friend who

THC 25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

TGI Purple

TGI Purple is the strain that made growers say "Thank God it

THC 25-26%
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🟣 Indica-Sloth Supreme

Tha Bubba By Harry Haze Seeds

Tha Bubba is what happens when a Bubba Kush and a freight tr

THC 30-40%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tha Cleaner

Tha Cleaner is the strain you smoke when you want to cancel

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% sativa/45% indica)

Tha Gelee

Tha Gelee is what happens when mad scientists stop trying to

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Cantaloupe

Tha Melon

Tha Melon is Karma Genetics' love letter to anyone who ever

THC 22-28%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Specialist

Tha MF

Treeology Genetics dropped Tha MF—a strain so indica it file

THC 22%

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