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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tectonic Dream

Tectonic Dream is what happens when lab-coat nerds with PCR

THC 20-23%
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🟡 Straight-Up Sativa

Tectonic Tangie

Tectonic Tangie is what happens when Volcanic Genetics asks,

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Ted OG

Ted OG is what happens when OG Kush decides to see other peo

THC 18-22%
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🟣 60/40 Indica-leaning Hybrid

Teddy Grahams

Remember dunking Teddy Grahams in chocolate milk at 3 AM? Th

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Ruderalis-Influenced Indica

Teddy Gramz

Teddy Gramz is SmokeSmith Genetics’ attempt to stuff an enti

THC 18-24%
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🚀 Sativa (a.k.a. “The Productivity Killer’s Productivity Killer”)

Teepee Creeper

Teepee Creeper is the sativa that Howe Farms genetically eng

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Gas & Dessert Hybrid

Teflon

Teflon sounds like it should repel everything, yet these bud

THC 20-23%
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🥷 Hybrid (Nothing Sticks)

Teflon Don F2 by Yetis Pheno

The strain that treats your problems like a bad Yelp review—

THC 21-28%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Tegridy

Named after the one thing most stoners lack, Tegridy is Good

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tegridy

Meet Tegridy—Lit Farms' love letter to anyone who's ever sai

THC 22%
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⚫ Indica-Dominant Hybrid (a.k.a. “whatever the plug says”)

Tegridy

Tegridy is the strain equivalent of a participation trophy—e

THC 18-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tegridy Cookies

AlpinStash's Tegridy Cookies is what happens when a Colorado

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tempcendo

Tempcendo is Senpai Genetics’ peace treaty between couch-loc

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica

Tempest Breath

Senpai Genetics bottled a thunderstorm and named it Tempest

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Tempest by Thunderfudge

Imagine Shakespeare wrote a strain instead of a play—Tempest

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tempest Terrene

Tempest Terrene is Senpai Genetics’ love letter to anyone wh

THC 20%
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🟣 Ancient Couch-Lock OG

Temple

This 95% indica strain claims lineage back to actual temple

THC 18%
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🧘‍♂️ Hybrid That Thinks It's Enlightened

Temple

Meet Temple, the strain that'll have you contemplating the u

THC 25-27%
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🟣 Boutique Indica

Temple Crumpets

Temple Crumpets is the strain equivalent of a secret speakea

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Temple Flo

Temple Flo is what happens when Exclusive Seeds asks, "What

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Temple Flo by DJ Short

DJ Short's love child between Highland Oaxaca TF and... itse

THC 18-24%
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🌞 Pure Sativa Power-Up

Temple Gold

Meet Temple Gold, the sativa that’s basically a boarding pas

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Temple Haze

Temple Haze is what happens when Dutch breeders weaponize su

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Crusader

Temple Kush

Ethos Genetics took classic Kush, added a PhD in terpenes, a

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Pure Indica

Temple Kush

Meet Temple Kush—the strain that treats your living room lik

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

Temple Kush

Temple Kush is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket f

THC 20-28%
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🟣 Indica

Temple Of The Dawg

A boutique indica so exclusive even the breeders argue about

THC 18-26%
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🎸 Hybrid (Grunge-Approved)

Temple of the Dog

Named after the band your older brother still cries to, Temp

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid That Thinks It's Enlightened

Temple Sauce

Temple Sauce is what happens when breeders get pretentious a

THC 22-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Temple X 13 Roses

Imagine if Indiana Jones bred weed instead of punching Nazis

THC 18-23%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Energy Drink

Tempo Norte

Tempo Norte is Asturjaya's attempt at bottling pure espresso

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (That Won’t Kidnap Your Couch)

Temptation

Temptation is Lit Farms’ polite indica—18% THC, citrus terps

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica

Temptation

Temptation is the strain your ex said you couldn't handle—pu

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert Monster

Temptation

Temptation is the cannabis equivalent of a late-night Uber E

THC 20%
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⚖️ Dessert-Gas Hybrid

Temptation 5-1

Temptation 5-1 is the cannabis equivalent of eating a berry

THC 23-29%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaning Hybrid (with identity crisis)

Temptation F2

The love-child of Jealousy and Ice Cream Cake that got held

THC 20-28%
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🔮 Indica That’ll Steal Your Couch

Temptation F2

Imagine your ex texting “u up?” while you’re already in paja

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Pheno-Roulette Indica

Temptation F2

Temptation F2 is basically cannabis loot boxes—pop a seed, p

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Fueled Hybrid

Temptation F2

Temptation F2 is the weed equivalent of a bakery that caught

THC 22-29%
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⚖️ Indica-Leaner That Won’t Judge

Temptation Mints

Temptation Mints is the dental-hygienist-approved strain tha

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Dessert-Hybrid

Temptation Muha

The strain that turns a quick puff into a full fridge raid.

THC 20%
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🟣 Dessert-Fueled Couch Magnet

Temptation Muha Med

Imagine Jealousy and Ice Cream Cake had a baby, then dunked

THC 21-29%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Dessert Disaster

Temptations

Temptations is the cannabis equivalent of a triple-layer fud

THC 15-25%
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🌙 Couch-Locking Seductress

Temptress

Temptress is the cannabis equivalent of that DM sliding into

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Old-School Indica That Still Hates Your Plans

Ten Four

Ten Four is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket that

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tenacious

Meet Tenacious—the strain that’s basically the cannabis equi

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tenacious

Named after its stubborn refusal to croak, Tenacious is the

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica with Gym Membership

Tenacious 4

Meet Tenacious 4, the indica that bench-presses your plans.

THC 26%

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