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🌲 Straight-Up Indica

Tasty Trees

Archive Seed Bank’s Tasty Trees is the botanical equivalent

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Tasty Waves

Swamp Boys’ nostalgia trip in nug form: 18% THC that’ll sand

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tasty Waves

Meet the strain that sounds like a failed 90s boy band but s

THC 18-22%
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🌊 Sativa That Won’t Send You to the ER

Tasty Waves

Imagine lemon sorbet and vanilla ice cream had a baby on a s

THC 19-23%
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🔮 Mostly Indica (60-80%)

Tasty Wavez

Imagine if a Runtz and a diesel truck had a baby, then sent

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Without the Launch Codes

Tatanka Pure CBD

Meet the strain that hugs your anxiety like a weighted blank

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Non-Stoned Indica

Tatanka Pure CBD

Meet the cannabis equivalent of chamomile tea in a tuxedo—Ta

THC 0.15-0.25%
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⚫ Old-School Ruderalis Indica

Tatarstan

Meet Tatarstan: the strain that makes 10% THC feel like a wa

THC 10%
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🤝 Balanced Hybrid

Tatias Tea

Tatias Tea is what happens when Pacific NW Roots stops prete

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Boutique Couch-Lock Tea

Tatis Tea

Tatis Tea is the strain equivalent of sipping Earl Grey whil

THC 15-25%
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🪐 Balanced Hybrid

Tatooine Dream

Tatooine Dream is the strain that finally lets you space-tra

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cupcake

Tatín

Tatín is the strain equivalent of eating an entire tray of f

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Taucho

Taucho is what happens when breeders ask "How can we weaponi

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Taunton Cookie

Tower Three basically weaponized cookie dough and made it 85

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Tauriel

Meet Tauriel, Kindz Geneticz' love letter to couchlock. This

THC 22%
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🐂🌙 Thai-leaning Hybrid

Taurus Moon

Like if your chill Taurus friend went on a gap year in Bangk

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Taxi Candi

Taxi Candi is the cannabis equivalent of a backseat driver w

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Taylor Gang

RocBudInc’s Taylor Gang is the cannabis equivalent of a Soun

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Taylor of Panama

Taylor of Panama is the strain for people who can't decide i

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica (No, Not That Taylor)

Taylor Splifft

Taylor Splifft is James Loud Genetics’ middle-finger to ever

THC 28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Taylor Swift

The Bakery Genetics' Taylor Swift is a perfectly balanced 50

THC 20%
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🌈 Hybrid

Taylord Runtz

Taylord Runtz is Aurora Genetics' attempt at turning a candy

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

Tazmania by Old J Seeds

Tazmania is the botanical equivalent of a Tasmanian devil in

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Island Indica

Taíno Blood

Taíno Blood is what happens when a Bronx basement grower cha

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Pheno-Hunt Champ

TC #11

TC #11 is basically the “Survivor: Island of Sativas” winner

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

TC91

TC91 is what happens when lab-coat nerds try to build the pe

THC 18-20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

TC91 x My Blue 3

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Star Wars droid

THC 18%
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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

TC91T

TC91T is what happens when nerds lock themselves in a lab fo

THC 18%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Rocket Fuel

TD x E-Rocket / DP x DC

If Red Bull had a baby with a pine tree and that baby went t

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Couchlock Queen

TDF aka The Farmer's Daughter

Meet the farm girl who’ll hog-tie your brain and leave you g

THC 20-25%
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🍃 Floral Hybrid

Tea

Imagine hot-boxing a Victorian parlor where someone's brewin

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Cookie

Tea Cake

Tea Cake is what happens when a bougie bakery and a purple d

THC 19-26%
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🍵 Indica-Leaner That Won’t Kidnap Your Couch

Tea Time

Tea Time is the Mary Poppins of indicas—practically perfect

THC 15-25%
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🍃 Hybrid (rhymes with “I’ll try it”)

Tea Time by Wizard Trees

Tea Time is the strain equivalent of putting on a monocle an

THC 15-25%
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☕ Energizing Hybrid

Tea Time Weed

Tea Time is the strain that tricks you into thinking you’re

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tea Wrecks

Tea Wrecks is what happens when your sleepytime tea discover

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Teacher

Teacher is the strain that gives you detention in your own b

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Team Cream

Team Cream is Exotic Genetix's attempt to make weed that tas

THC 20%
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⚖️ 70% Indica Hybrid

Tear Gas

Meet Tear Gas, the strain that doesn’t just announce itself—

THC 18%
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🔴 Straight Indica

Tear Gas

Tear Gas is the strain equivalent of huffing a gas station p

THC 22-26%
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⚗️ Hybrid (Chemical Warfare Edition)

Tear Gas

Tear Gas isn't named after what the cops use—it's what your

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Chemical-Grade Hybrid

Tear Gas

The strain so pungent it comes with a free canary. Tear Gas

THC 24-30%
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🟢 Sativa

Teardrop

Teardrop by Anthos Seeds is the strain that looks like it's

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Tease Auto

The strain that promises to get you baked before your pizza

THC 16%
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⬛ Couch-Locked Indica

Teasy Mist Tree

A frosty indica that looks like a Christmas decoration and s

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

TEC 9

Named after a gun but hits more like a hug. TEC 9 is Ultra G

THC 22-28%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Technicolor

Technicolor is Cannarado’s attempt to make weed look like it

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tectonic

Purple City Genetics basically bred a geological event and s

THC 22%

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