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🟢 Sativa

Tencernabis

Meet Tencernabis—the strain that sounds like a tech startup

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid with Feelings Insurance

Tenderheart

Tenderheart is the strain your emotionally unavailable ex wi

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica (But Like, a Nice One)

Tenderheart

Meet Tenderheart—the strain that hugs you goodnight instead

THC 25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

Tenderloin OG

Tenderloin OG is the strain equivalent of a $27 artisanal sa

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Knock-Out Indica

Tennessee Purple Kush

This Southern-fried sedative is what happens when Purple Kus

THC 20-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tennessee Tinsel

Tennessee Tinsel is Green Blood Genetics' answer to "what if

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Tennis Ball MAC

Imagine cracking open a fresh can of Penn balls and thinking

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split Personality Hybrid

Tenshi

Tenshi is what happens when Raw Genetics lets Zoap and Zikig

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Pure Sativa Energy Grenade

Tentacion

Meet Tentacion—the strain that looks at your to-do list and

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tentazione

Tentazione is what happens when French breeders decide to pl

THC 20%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

Tenzin Kush

Tenzin Kush is Green Bodhi's love letter to every stoner who

THC 20%
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⚫ OG Couchlock Deluxe

Tenzin Kush #2 x Ancient OG

Green Bodhi basically took a nap in plant form. This indica

THC 15-25%
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🧘‍♂️ Indica-Dominant Time Machine

Tenzin Kush #4 x Ancient OG

This Green Bodhi creation is what happens when a 4th-gen Kus

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Zen-Master Balanced Hybrid

Tenzin Kush #4 x Illusion OG

Green Bodhi basically took enlightenment and rolled it into

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Hybrid (Kush-y McOGface)

Tenzin Kush 2 X Illusion OG

Green Bodhi basically hot-wired a Tibetan monk's stash with

THC 18-23%
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🤹 Balanced Hybrid

Tenzing

Tenzing is the strain equivalent of a Swiss Army knife—if th

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

Tequila by Breeders

Named after the liquid courage that fuels 2 a.m. bad decisio

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Tequila Mints

Imagine your bartender accidentally dropped a mojito into a

THC 18-24%
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🌅 Sativa

Tequila Sunrise

Like the cocktail but without the hangover, Tequila Sunrise

THC 24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Terdz

Terdz is the strain that proves breeders have a twisted sens

THC 19-26%
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🟤 60/40 Hybrid

Terdz By

Terdz By sounds like something you'd call your little brothe

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Teriyaki

Teriyaki by Intrepid Genetics is what happens when a mad sci

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Teriyucki

Bred by lab-coat nerds at Cannabinopathic Conceptions, Teriy

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock in Disguise

Terminator

Terminator hits like Arnold in his prime—except instead of t

THC 24%
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🔴 Pure Indica

Terminator by La Semilla Automática

This 22% THC Spanish terminator doesn't just say "hasta la v

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Terp Bomb

Terp Bomb is Riot Seeds' attempt to weaponize aromatherapy—b

THC 15-25%
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💥 Hybrid Tsunami

Terp Bomb #1

Terp Bomb #1 is what happens when a mad scientist named Terp

THC 27-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Terp Bomb #2

Terp Bomb #2 is what happens when obsessive breeders lock th

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Terp Candy

Imagine Willy Wonka got into weed genetics and said "hold my

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Connoisseur

Terp Daddy

Terp Daddy is what happens when a mad scientist decides dess

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Terp Factory

Terp Factory is what happens when mad scientists decide "rel

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Terp Fuel

Terp Fuel is Red Scare Seed Company's answer to "what if a S

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Terp Poison

Meet Terp Poison, the strain that’s all bark and no bite—unl

THC 5%
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🍹 Low-THC Tropical Hybrid

Terp Smoothie

Terp Smoothie is the strain you smoke when you want to taste

THC 5%
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⚖️ True 50/50 Hybrid

Terp Tastic

Fresh Coast basically built a botanical air-freshener that g

THC 18%
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🟢 Balanced Hybrid

Terp Town

Terp Town is what happens when breeders play mad scientist w

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (That Still Won’t Fold Your Laundry)

Terp Town

Terp Town is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who show

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Terp Tree

Imagine a clementine wearing a beanie told you to chill out—

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Terp Treez

Meet the strain that sounds like a rejected Pokémon: Terp Tr

THC 12-18%
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🍷 Hybrid That Can't Pick a Side

Terp Wine

Terp Wine is what happens when your local winery and donut s

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Terp Zookie

Meet Terp Zookie, the strain that proves 18% THC can absolut

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Terp Tsunami

Terpaja Blast

A boutique cut so loud it needs a noise permit, Terpaja Blas

THC 20-28%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Terpaneze

Terpaneze is what happens when The Bakery Genetics spends 12

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Ultra-Mellow Couch Magnet

Terpatron 3000

The strain equivalent of a weighted blanket and a bedtime st

THC 5%
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🍋 Sativa

Terpdawg Lemonade

Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger squeezing lemons into your bra

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Balanced Hybrid

Terpenado

Imagine if a Christmas tree and a lemon had a baby, then tha

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Terpenado Remix Ltd

Imagine if a lemon tree and a musty basement had a baby rais

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Terpentine

Meet Terpentine, the strain that smells like your dad’s gara

THC 18%

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