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🟣 Autoflowering Indica

The Big Mac

DNA Genetics' Big Mac is the Quarter Pounder of autoflowers:

THC 14%
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⚫ Pure Indica

The Bird

The Bird is Sensi Seeds’ love letter to everyone whose weeke

THC 18%
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🔮 Boutique Indica

The Biz

The Biz is what happens when your weed goes to business scho

THC 26%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (a.k.a. Corporate Weed's Midlife Crisis)

The Biz Reloaded

Meet The Biz Reloaded, Exotic Genetix's attempt to make weed

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Pure Indica

The Black

Meet The Black—a strain so dark it makes your ex's soul look

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

The Black

Deep Ellum’s The Black is what happens when Afghani hash mak

THC 18-25%
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⚫ Heritage Hybrid

The Black

The Black is the strain that looks like it listens to emo mu

THC 18%
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⚫ OG Couch-Cement Indica

The Black

Meet The Black—the strain that dresses like a funeral and pa

THC 18%
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⚫ Certified Couch Shackle

The Black

Imagine if a blackberry got possessed by a lazy demon—that’s

THC 20%
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⚒️ Pure Indica

The Blacksmith

Meet The Blacksmith: the only strain that turns your living

THC 10-15%
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🟣 Indica

The Bling

The Bling is what happens when breeders decide cannabis shou

THC 18%
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🟣 85% Indica

The Bling

Named for the absurd amount of trichomes slapped on every nu

THC 20%
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🔮 Indica (but make it fashion)

The Bling

If Snoop Dogg’s jewelry box became a plant, you’d get The Bl

THC 20%
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🔴 Sativa

The Blood

The Blood is what happens when Hawaiian breeders decide coff

THC 21%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Blue Guavalien

Meet the Blue Guavalien—Electro Genetic's 2023 flex that loo

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

The Blue Lamb

Imagine if Willy Wonka bred weed instead of chocolate—voilà,

THC 18%
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🟣 Hybrid That Can't Pick A Side

The Blurple Chef

The Blurple Chef by Chef's Genetix is what happens when mad

THC 18-25%
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🔴 Pure Couchlock Indica

The Bobbie Dazzler

Meet The Bobbie Dazzler, the strain that turns your living r

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Bouillon

Meet The Bouillon—an indica so sedating it should come with

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

The Breath

The Breath is BC Bud Depot’s attempt at cannabis equilibrium

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

The Bridge

Purple City Genetics built a literal bridge between 'I need

THC 15-25%
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🥞 Daytime Hybrid

The Brunch

The Brunch is what happens when breeders realized people wan

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Brunch S1

The Brunch S1 is what happens when breeders skip actual brun

THC 18-22%
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🧘‍♂️ Enlightened Couch-Lock

The Buddha

Meet The Buddha: the only 10-15% THC strain that'll make you

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Pure Amsterdam Sativa

The Bulldog Haze

The Bulldog Haze is Amsterdam's way of saying "you wanted en

THC 18%
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🟢 Loud Sativa

The Bulldog Skunk

Imagine if a skunk sprayed your brain with espresso—congrats

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

The Bunsen Berner

Meet the Bunsen Berner—Alaska’s gift to couch-locked philoso

THC 18-23%
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🧈 Couch-Lock Coma

The Butter

The Butter is Riot Seeds' edible-looking sedative that turns

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The C.K.

Meet The C.K.—OG Labs' love letter to people who consider st

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Indica

The Cake

Meet The Cake—the strain that tricks you into thinking you'r

THC 20-27%
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💗 Sweet-Tooth Hybrid

The Candy

Imagine eating a bag of artificial cherry Starburst, then im

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

The Cats Meow

The Cats Meow by Slanted Farms is the feline-inspired sativa

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Challenger

The Challenger is Terp Fi3nd's mic-drop to anyone who claims

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

The Chef

Parabellum Genetics named this one 'The Chef' because it lit

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Chemist

Meet The Chemist—an indica so gassy you’ll think your grinde

THC 20-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commando

The Cherry Goudini

Named after the only escape artist who couldn't get out of h

THC 18-22%
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🟣 85% Indica, 15% Sativa (A.K.A. Couch's Chosen)

The Chosen One

Meet the strain that thinks it’s the Neo of weed. One whiff

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (55% Sativa / 45% Indica)

The Chosen Son

Meet The Chosen Son—the strain that walked out of the grow r

THC 18%
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🟣 Old-School Indica

The Chronic

Named after the album your older cousin won't shut up about,

THC 18%
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🔮 Sativa That Hunts Your Couch

The Chupacabra

Named after the goat-sucking cryptid of Latin American legen

THC 21-26%
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🙏 Holy Hybrid

The Church

This Green House Seeds creation is basically what happens wh

THC 18%
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🕊️ Mold-Proof Hybrid

The Church

Meet the holiest herb in the game—The Church, a Swiss-engine

THC 17-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Church CBD

Meet The Church CBD—Green House Seeds' holiest hybrid that'l

THC 20-30%
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🟢 Functional Sativa

The Church CBD

Imagine Sunday mass, but the only thing getting elevated is

THC 6-10%
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⚡ Fully-Vaxxed Sativa

The Citrus Black

Imagine Solfire Gardens threw a lemon tree into a nightclub

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Claw

The Claw is what happens when mad scientists in Oregon lock

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Convergence

The Convergence is what happens when a breeder can't pick be

THC 18%
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🍪 Sativa-Dominant Sugar Rush

The Cookie Jar

Imagine if Keebler elves unionized with Sour Diesel and unio

THC 20%

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