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🔮 Pure Indica

The F Word

Meet The F Word—Exclusive Seeds' love letter to couch-lock.

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Switzerland in Nug Form)

The Fade

Wolfpack Selections' flagship hybrid is the cannabis equival

THC 22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Fantasy

Meet The Fantasy: the strain that sounds like a stripper nam

THC 18%
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🟣 Mysterious Citrus Couch-Lock

The Fizz

Meet The Fizz, the strain whose family tree is a bigger myst

THC 18-26%
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🔵 Indica

The Flav

The Flav is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet—business up

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure Sativa

The Flav

SubCool’s The Dank basically bottled the feeling of skipping

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

The Flav

Remember those purple Flintstone vitamins? The Flav is what

THC 15-25%
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🔮 Indica

The Flave Crave

Imagine Willy Wonka got paranoid and bred weed instead of ch

THC 25%
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🔮 100% Certified Couch-Lock Candy

The Forbidden Candy

Meet the strain that sounds like it should come wrapped in f

THC 23%
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⚖️ Indica-leaning Jedi Mind Trick

The Force

The Force by Madcat's Backyard Stash is what happens when Yo

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Force

Named after the thing Luke Skywalker couldn't find for three

THC 20-25%
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⚔️ Hybrid (Jedi Mind-Balanced)

The Force

Riot Seeds’ The Force is what happens when a mad scientist d

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Boutique Purple Couch Magnet

The Force Empathy

Meet The Force Empathy, the strain that turns introverts int

THC 16-26%
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🟣 CBD Couch-Optional Indica

The Force Healing Stephen Hawking Kush F2

Meet the strain that lets you keep your dignity and your car

THC 5%
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🔵 CBD-Smart Indica

The Force Levitation

Named like a Star Wars yoga class, The Force Levitation is t

THC 15-25%
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🔱 Pure Colorado Sativa

The Fork

Meet The Fork—the strain that forks your attention span into

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Indica (That Lies About Being Chill)

The Fork

Meet The Fork: Washington’s moody love-child that can’t deci

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Forum Cut OG

The strain that started more online arguments than a politic

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

The Freak

Meet The Freak—the strain that parties like a sativa and cud

THC 18-24%
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🤖 Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

The Fringe Auto

Meet the strain that flowers on its own schedule—because ask

THC 15-30%
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🍊 Sativa

The Fruity Fuzz 33

Fruity Fuzz 33 is Propaganja’s attempt at turning a fruit sa

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Fuel Stop

Imagine if a gas station sushi roll got crossed with a rocke

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Funk

Meet The Funk, the strain that literally smells like a haunt

THC 20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

The Funk

Meet The Funk, GDP’s aromatic middle finger to discreet smok

THC 22-25%
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⚫ Diesel-Drenched Indica

The Funk

Imagine someone blended a head of garlic with a jerrycan of

THC 19-21%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Cosmonaut

The Funk From Mars

Farmhouse Genetics’ latest abduction is 68% indica, 100% pro

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Fuzz

The Fuzz is what happens when Bodhi Seeds time-travels to 19

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Fuzz

Meet The Fuzz: the only cop you’ll ever invite inside your h

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

The Gaffa

Meet the strain that treats your spine like a wet noodle and

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Classic

The Get Down

Solfire Gardens’ The Get Down is the strain equivalent of ca

THC 18%
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🟣 Dessert-Indica

The Glaze

Meet The Glaze—the strain that looks like someone dunked a n

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Glove

Michigan’s gift to people who want to feel cozy and creative

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Couture

The Glove

The Glove is Lit Farms' answer to "what if a winter mitten g

THC 20%
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🔒 Couch-Lock MVP

The Glove

Named after a basketball star who doesn't even smoke weed, T

THC 25%
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🤝 Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The Glow

Grounded Genetics' attempt at cannabis equilibrium that actu

THC 15-20%
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⚖️ Couch-Lock Hybrid

The Glue

AKA GG4, this sticky beast is so resin-drenched it could dou

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

The Goddess

Meet The Goddess: the only deity that wants you horizontal b

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Golden Ratio Hybrid

The Golden Ages

Socraseeds' attempt at bottling nostalgia and charging $60 a

THC 15-20%
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🥇 Sativa

The Golden Chef

The Golden Chef is what happens when a Michelin chef decides

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Auto-Flowering Hybrid

The Goldilocks Zone

Night Owl Seeds' attempt at cannabis communism—equal parts r

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

The Goo

Meet The Goo—Apothecary Genetics’ attempt at making a sativa

THC 18-22%
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🔵 Hybrid (Ruderalis Crash-Course)

The Goondocks

The Goondocks is what happens when breeders binge 80s advent

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

The Gorgon

Named after the chick whose face petrified sailors, this ind

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

The Gozer OG

The Gozer OG is what happens when Solfire Gardens asks, "How

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Pure Couch-Lock Indica

The Grape Gas B

Grape Gas B is what happens when grape Kool-Aid and a diesel

THC 20%
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🟣 Indica (aka Couchlock: The Musical)

The Grape Goudini

Named after the only escape artist who ever disappeared into

THC 21%
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🟣 Old-School Indica Don

The Grapefather

This isn’t some lightweight social smoke—it’s a velvet-lined

THC 20-25%
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🍇 Sativa Slapper

The Grapist

Meet The Grapist: a 25% THC sativa that looks like Barney th

THC 25%

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