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🔮 Couch-Lock Knight

The Last Jedi

Named after the franchise that also peaked then nosedived, T

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (aka 'Indecisive OG')

The Last OG

The Last OG is Sincerely Cali's attempt at making the 'final

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Communion

The Last Suppa

Bred by Bakery Genetics to be the final session before you a

THC 18-24%

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🔮 Full-Fat Indica

The Last Waltz

Named like a funeral for your motivation, The Last Waltz is

THC 22%

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🟣 Compact Indica

The Leopard

Compound Genetics basically shrink-wrapped a jungle cat into

THC 18%

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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

The LeRoy

Meet The LeRoy, South Bay Genetics' love letter to anyone wh

THC 18-24%

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⚖️ Certified Mood Accountant

The Leveller

Meet The Leveller, Dr. Hemps' attempt to make you as balance

THC 18-22%

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😴 Heavy Indica

The Lid Dropper

Meet the strain that turns "just one hit" into a three-hour

THC 24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

The Light by Empyrean Seeds

The Light promises enlightenment but mostly delivers a polit

THC 18%

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🍈 Citrus-Powered Sativa

The Limey

Meet The Limey—Hyp3rids' answer to "What if British Airways

THC 15-25%

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🔶 Sativa

The Love

Meet The Love, the strain that turns you into a motivational

THC 18%

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🟢 Sassy Sativa

The Love Cartel

Meet the strain that flirts harder than your ex with commitm

THC 18%

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🟣 Holy Indica

The Love of God by Peekaboo Point

Peekaboo Point’s boutique indica is basically confession in

THC 15-25%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Lux by YAK

The Lux is what happens when bougie genetics meet budget-fri

THC 18-22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Machine by Irie Genetics

Meet The Machine—because naming your weed after a Terminator

THC 20-25%

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🟣 Pure Indica

The Maestro

The Maestro is what happens when NorStar Genetics decides to

THC 15-25%

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🎩 Sativa Sorcerer

The Magician

Bred by Dutch wizard De Sjamaan, The Magician pulls creativi

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa That Actually Works

The Maji

Meet The Maji—a sativa that won't have you staring at your c

THC 18%

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🟣 Indica

The Mandala Effect

The Mandala Effect is what happens when Trichome Kings take

THC 23%

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🔮 Memory-Altering Hybrid

The Mandela Effect

Night Owl Seeds’ Mandela Effect is the strain equivalent of

THC 18%

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🟢 Sativa

The Manna Machine

Acumen Genetics cranked out 150 test batches to deliver this

THC 15-25%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

The Maze

Irie Genetics’ The Maze is the cannabis equivalent of a corn

THC 18-22%

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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

The Mcintosh by The Northfire

Imagine if Granny Smith got her PhD in chemistry and decided

THC 28-32%

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🟣 Indica-Dominant (a.k.a. Couch Magnet)

The Meatz

Rabid Genetics named this one 'The Meatz' because it’s basic

THC 18%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Medicine Of The People

A strain so democratic it should come with a ballot. Califor

THC 18%

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🔮 Indica-ish Mystery Meat

The Menage

Meet The Menage—the strain that can’t commit to a family lin

THC 24%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (or as balanced as your ex's therapist)

The Menage by Unknown or Legendary

Meet The Menage—a strain so exclusive even its breeder uses

THC 18-23%

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🟣 Certified Couch Magnet

The Mendo

Meet The Mendo—the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 18%

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🔵 Couch-Lock Mint

The Menthol

Imagine brushing your teeth with pure THC crystals while som

THC 18-22%

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🔵 Couch-Locked Mint Monster

The Menthol

Imagine brushing your teeth with premium gasoline while a Ge

THC 22-30%

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🔥 Pure Sativa Power-Up

The Merkabah

The Merkabah is what happens when lab-coat nerds decide spir

THC 20%

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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Mighty Kern

The Mighty Kern is Howe Farms' love letter to anyone who's e

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Old-School Indica That Forgot How to Chill

The Missing Link by Mycotek

The Missing Link is what happens when your grandpa’s indica

THC 18%

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🚀 Pure Sativa

The Mission

The Mission sounds like a spy thriller, smokes like a produc

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. Relationship Counseling in Plant Form)

The Mistress

Meet The Mistress—the only side-chick your partner will actu

THC 24%

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💸 Balanced Hybrid

The Money Pit

The Money Pit is what happens when breeders stop chasing Ins

THC 18-25%

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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

The Moontower

Irie Genetics basically hot-wired a lunar lander and parked

THC 21%

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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

The Mottz

Meet The Mottz—Gas Reaper Genetics’ lazy masterpiece that’s

THC 18%

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⛰️ Pure Indica

The Mountain

Meet The Mountain: Ethos Genetics' love letter to couch-lock

THC 23%

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🔮 Old-School Couch Magnet

The Nana Bluez by Appalachian Genetics

The Nana Bluez is what happens when a heritage strain goes t

THC 15-25%

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🔮 95% Couch-Lock Certified

The New

Meet “The New,” Humboldt Seed Co.’s love letter to the 90s:

THC 24-26%

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🌗 Balanced Hybrid

The New Eclipse

Annibale Genetics spent 18 months birthing this 'breakthroug

THC 18%

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⚖️ 50/50 Split Hybrid

The Next Episode

Higher Love’s Next Episode is the cannabis equivalent of Net

THC 18%

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⚫ Pure Indica

The Nightmare

Bred by the mad scientists at Mycotek, The Nightmare is the

THC 22%

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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The Nose Knows

The Nose Knows is what happens when breeders weaponize terpe

THC 18%

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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

The Nothing (The Never Ending Story)

A boutique indica so exclusive it won’t even tell you its pa

THC 20-26%

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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Classic

The Nothing The Never Ending Story

Named after the void that eats dreams in a children's movie,

THC 10-15%

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🟣 CBD-Heavy Indica

The Octagon R45 X R4

Meet the strain that’s basically yoga pants in plant form—st

THC 15-25%