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🔵 Sativa (That Thinks It's an Indica)

The White

Looks like it lost a fight with a powdered donut, smells lik

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The White Angel

The White Angel is basically if a snow globe and a yoga inst

THC 20%
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⚪ Pure Indica

The White Boy

Meet The White Boy—the strain so pale it could gentrify your

THC 18%
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⚪ Snow-Globe Hybrid

The White CBD

Meet The White CBD: the strain that looks like it got into a

THC 5%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

The White Giant

Imagine if a snowman learned to grow weed and had trust issu

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Straight Sativa

The White Jones

The White Jones is Connoisseur Genetics' love letter to Type

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock in a Tuxedo

The White OG

Imagine OG Kush went to finishing school and came back weari

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

The White Pearl

If Snow White’s coffin were a nug, it’d be The White Pearl—p

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

The White Star

Think your brain needs a NASA-grade ignition sequence? The W

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Auto-Flower

The White Train

The White Train is Mephisto Genetics' way of saying 'congrat

THC 15-25%
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🧙‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

The White Wizard

The White Wizard is Leaf Lab’s attempt at bottling Gandalf’s

THC 20%
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⚫ Couch-Lock OG

The White X Bubblegum

Imagine Willy Wonka moonlighting as a Humboldt grower—this 2

THC 24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The White X C99

Zoolander Seeds took White Widow's resin factory and C99's r

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ CSI's Frankenstein Hybrid

The White X Chemdog D

CSI Humboldt basically said "let's cross Chem D with... more

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

The White X Mandala Purple #1

Imagine if Snoop Dogg's snow globe and Prince's purple rain

THC 18%
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⚪🦨 Resin-Soaked Hybrid

The White x Uncle Festers Skunkbud

Imagine if a snow globe and a skunk had a baby—then dipped t

THC 18-26%
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🟡 Pure Sativa Powerhouse

The Widow from Oaxaca

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomile tea.

THC 25%
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🟣 CBD-Dominant Indica

The Wife

Meet The Wife: the only spouse who actually lowers your stre

THC 12-20%
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📡 Sativa

The Wifi Connection

The Wifi Connection is Digital Genetics’ attempt at turning

THC 25-28%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

The Witcher

Named after everyone's favorite brooding mutant, The Witcher

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

The Wizard by Bean Genie Autos

Named like a prog-rock album, The Wizard is Bean Genie’s aut

THC 18-25%
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🎭 Balanced Hybrid

The Woah

The Woah is Exotic Genetix's attempt at creating the cannabi

THC 18-22%
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🐺 Indica

The Wolf

Meet The Wolf—Cookie Fam's overachieving indica that spent a

THC 18%
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🦘 Indica-Sativa Hybrid

The Wombat

Meet The Wombat – the strain that'll make you feel like you

THC 20-25%
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🟢 Sativa

The Wreck

The Wreck is what happens when breeders decide your to-do li

THC 15-25%
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🛸 Sativa

The X Files

The official strain of basement-dwelling truth-seekers. At 1

THC 18%
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⚪ Indica (But Acts Like It’s Faking a Sick Day)

The Y

Meet The Y—an “indica” that hits the gym instead of the couc

THC 20%
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🧘‍♂️ Certified Couch-Lock Indica

The Yogi

Meet The Yogi—the strain that makes downward dog feel like a

THC 18-22%
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🟣 Indica (But Acts Like It’s Got Sativa FOMO)

Theia

Meet Theia, Old J Seeds’ attempt at making an indica that wo

THC 18%
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⚫ Certified Couch-Magnet

Therapy Dawg

Therapy Dawg is the strain you smoke when your emotional sup

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified

Therapy Kush

Therapy Kush is what happens when breeders aim for "therapeu

THC 5%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Classic

Therapy Pre 98

Meet the strain that peaked in 1997 and never bothered to up

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Royalty

Therapy Queen

Meet the strain that treats your existential dread like a sp

THC 18-22%
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⚫ Pure Couch-Lock Indica

Therapy Sour Diesel

Imagine Sour Diesel got tired of being the life of the party

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

TheREM

TheREM sounds like a sleep aid, but this sativa is basically

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid (60/40)

Thermite by Cabbagepaps

This strain’s called Thermite because it literally melts you

THC 22-26%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Thibodeaux

Thibodeaux is what happens when breeders try to make a strai

THC 18%
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🟢 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Thick Mints

Bay Exclusives basically bred a Thin Mint cookie that grew u

THC 18%
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🍪 Hybrid Dessert Destruction

Thin Mint Cookies

The strain that made stoners voluntarily eat vegetables (thi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Thin Mint Crack

SeedStockers basically took Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies and

THC 18%
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🍪 Mint-Chip Autoflower Hybrid

Thin Mint Crack Autoflower

Imagine your Girl Scout cookie dealer got impatient and bred

THC 18-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Cookie Monster

Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies by Elev8 Seeds

Imagine a Thin Mint cookie that grew up, got jacked, and now

THC 20-25%
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🍪 Hybrid That Will Eat Your Lunch Money

Thin Mint GSC

Thin Mint GSC is basically the strain equivalent of sneaking

THC 28%
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🍪 Hybrid (Mint-Chip Edition)

Thin Mint GSC

Imagine if a Thin Mint cookie got a PhD in chemistry and dec

THC 20%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Thin Mint Kiwi Automatic

Sensi Seeds took a minty dessert, a tropical vacation, and a

THC 18-22%
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🍪 Sweet-tooth Indica

Thin Mint X Jealousy

This strain is what happens when a Girl Scout cookie and a j

THC 22-28%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Thin Mint x Sour Pinot Auto

Imagine if a sommelier got high, raided a Girl Scout troop,

THC 18%
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🍪 Hybrid Cookie Monster

Thin Mints X Jealousy

Imagine if your favorite Girl Scout sold you cookies out of

THC 15-25%

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