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🟣 Couch-Lock Banana Bread

Thunder Banana

Imagine your favorite banana Laffy Taffy grew up, hit the gy

THC 18-23%
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⚡🍌 Auto-Indica

Thunder Banana Autoflower

Seedstockers took a sleepy indica, fed it espresso, then duc

THC 18-22%
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🔴 Full-Bodied Indica

Thunder Bloody Mary

Meet Thunder Bloody Mary—the auto-flowering indica that prom

THC 18%
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⚡ Indica-Dominant Hybrid (70/30)

Thunder Bolt

SnowHigh Seeds took California Purple Haze, smashed it into

THC 18-22%
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⚡🧀 Balanced Hybrid

Thunder Cheese

Imagine if a wheel of aged gouda got struck by lightning and

THC 22%
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⛈️ Indica (a.k.a. couch-lock lightning)

Thunder Clap

Thunder Clap is the strain your dealer swears is "straight f

THC 19-21%
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⚡ 55/45 Hybrid (More Indica, Less Regret)

Thunder Cookies

Thunder Cookies is Root Orgin Seed Co's attempt to weaponize

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa

Thunder Cookies

Imagine Thor baked Girl Scout Cookies during a lightning sto

THC 22-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Thunder Dawg

SeedStockers basically bottled a Red Bull with terpenes and

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Thunder Fuck

Born in Alaska when disco was king and parkas were fashion,

THC 18-24%
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⚡️ Indica-Dominant Autoflower

Thunder Haze Auto

Think of Thunder Haze Auto as the espresso shot of autoflowe

THC 20%
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⚡ Sativa Slap

Thunder Lips

Thunder Lips sounds like a 1980s wrestling heel, and honestl

THC 22%
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⚡🐒 Hybrid

Thunder Monkey

Thunder Monkey is what happens when Gorilla Glue and a light

THC 20-26%
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⚡ 50/50 Hybrid (The Switzerland of Weed)

Thunder N Lightning

This 18% THC lovechild of The Stache and Boogeyman is what h

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica

Thunder Paws

Thunder Paws is what happens when breeders ask, "How do we m

THC 18%
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⚡️ Indica

Thunder Punch

Thunder Punch sounds like a rejected Pokémon move, but it’s

THC 18-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Thunder Sloth

Meet Thunder Sloth—the strain that sucker-punches you with a

THC 19-26%
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⚡️Hybrid

Thunderberry

Thunderberry is the strain equivalent of that friend who won

THC 18-25%
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🧀 Indica Couch-Lock

Thunderbird Cheese

Imagine your grandma's cheese platter got struck by lightnin

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica in Disguise

Thunderbird Rose

Thunderbird Rose is the strain equivalent of showing up to a

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Thunderboldt

Thunderboldt is what happens when Nepalese breeders lock the

THC 15-25%
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⚡ 60/40 Hybrid

Thunderbud

Thunderbud is what happens when breeders stop pretending the

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Power-Up

Thunderbud Haze

Holy Smoke Seeds basically bottled Red Bull and called it Th

THC 18%
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⚡ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Thundercracker

Thundercracker is the boutique hybrid that sounds like a Mic

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Pure Sativa

Thunderfuck

Meet the strain that sounds like a metal band but hits like

THC 24-27%
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⚡️ Even-Split Hybrid

Thunderfuck Haze

The strain that sounds like a rejected Marvel hero but smoke

THC 20-25%
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⚡️ Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Thunderfuck Haze

Meet Thunderfuck Haze, the strain that sounds like a metal b

THC 18%
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⚡️ Hybrid Avalanche

Thunderfuck Mountain

Named like a rejected '80s action movie, Thunderfuck Mountai

THC 18%
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⚡️ 50/50 Holiday Hybrid

Thunderfucking Grinch

This yuletide gremlin from Riot Seeds is the strain that mad

THC 20-25%
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⚡ Pure Lightning Sativa

Thunderhead

Thunderhead is what happens when Love Genetics locks a bunch

THC 18%
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⚡ Hybrid That Sounds Like a Metal Band

Thunderhole by Duke Diamonds Vault

Thunderhole sounds like a rejected Mortal Kombat fatality, b

THC 18-24%
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⚡️ Winter Storm Hybrid

Thundersnow

Imagine if a snowstorm got high and decided to throw a rave

THC 18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

Thunderstruck

Thunderstruck is what happens when Sin City Seeds decides yo

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Thunderstruck

Thunderstruck is what happens when Sumo Seeds crossbreeds Wh

THC 18-22%
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⚡ Sativa (CBD Dominant)

Thunderstruck

Thunderstruck is the cannabis equivalent of drinking chamomi

THC 17-20%
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🟢 CBD-Dominant Indica

Thunderstruck AC/DC S1

The strain that lets you adult without the paranoia. Thunder

THC 0.3-1%
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🟣 Indica

Tiamat

Named after a five-headed chaos dragon, Tiamat will absolute

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tibbet Knob

Tibbet Knob is the strain equivalent of that friend who can

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa (Despite the Marketing Department's Identity Crisis)

Tibet Sativa

Tibet Sativa is what happens when breeders get high on their

THC 16-22%
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🟢 Sativa

Tiborszallasi

Tiborszallasi is Seedstockers' attempt at turning your brain

THC 18%
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🚀 Straight Sativa

Tiborszállási

Tiborszállási is what happens when a secret European breeder

THC 25%
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🦈 Pure Indica

Tiburón

Tiburón is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket with

THC 18%
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🔴 Classic Indica

Tical

Method Man’s official strain that turned 90s slang into lega

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tickle Burger

Tickle Burger is what happens when mad scientists decide you

THC 18%
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🟣 Indica (with plot twists)

Tickle Burger

Tickle Burger is the strain that gets you stoned and then as

THC 20%
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🟢 Sativa

Tickle Fight

Tickle Fight is what happens when a sativa strain decides to

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tickle Fuel

Tickle Fuel sounds like something you'd put in a clown car,

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Tsunami

Tidal Wave

Tidal Wave is Archive Seed Bank's attempt to drown your anxi

THC 18%

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