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🟣 Couch-Lock on Easy Mode

Tigers Piss

Tigers Piss is the indica that roars "nap time" at 7 p.m. an

THC 18%
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🔵 Indica (with Plot Twist)

Tigerz Eye CBD

The strain that lets you taste the hype without the existent

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant (But Acts Like a Sativa Having an Identity Crisis)

Tight Pum Pum

Tight Pum Pum sounds like a dancehall track, smokes like a t

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tightrope by MGB Worldwide

Tightrope is MGB Worldwide's attempt at creating the Switzer

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Border-Crossing Sativa

Tijuana

Named after the city that taught the world you can buy firew

THC 15-25%
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🫏 Pure Indica

Tijuana Donkey Show

Tijuana Donkey Show is the strain that asks “what if a burro

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tikal

Named after the ancient Mayan city where priests probably ho

THC 18-24%
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🔮 Indica

Tiki Cookies

Picture a Girl Scout who got lost in a tiki bar, dunked her

THC 25%
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🍦 Tropical Dessert Hybrid

Tiki Cream

Imagine a piña colada went to pastry school and graduated wi

THC 22-24%
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🏝️ Sativa

Tiki Drink

Imagine a piña colada that skipped bartending school and wen

THC 22-26%
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🌈 Balanced Hybrid

Tiki Face by Sincerely Cali

Meet Tiki Face—the strain that looks like a snow-capped isla

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tiki Rain

Tiki Rain is what happens when a mad scientist vacations in

THC 18%
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🥥 Indica-Dominant Dessert Hybrid

Tiki Rum Cake

Imagine if your boozy aunt and a weed plant had a baby while

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Locking Indica

Tiki Sugar

Tiki Sugar is what happens when a dessert cart and a tiki ba

THC 20-28%
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🌺 Couch-Lock Luau

Tiki Sunset

Tiki Sunset is what happens when a beach bar and a weighted

THC 18%
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🌴 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Tiki Tom

Tiki Tom is what happens when Gary Payton and Tahiti Lime ha

THC 22-28%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Tilapia

Named after a fish that survives in sewer water, Tilapia pro

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tillamook by Tatewari Tactical

Meet Tillamook: the strain that can’t decide if it wants to

THC 18%
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🍓 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tillamook Strawberry

Tillamook Strawberry is what happens when a mad Oregonian sh

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa

Tiller Killer by Tatewari Tactical

Tiller Killer is what happens when military-grade breeders w

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tillie's Favorite Flavor

Named after someone named Tillie who apparently had impeccab

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

Tilted Towers

Beyond Top Shelf's Tilted Towers is the strain equivalent of

THC 18%
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🎪 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Circus Act

Timanfaya

Timanfaya is what happens when VIP Seeds gets bored and deci

THC 16-22%
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🔥 Volcanic Sativa

Timanfaya Devil

La Mano Negra basically weaponized a Spanish national park a

THC 20-25%
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🌋 Pure Lava-Powered Sativa

Timanfaya Haze

Born after a five-year breeding tantrum by Good House Seeds,

THC 18-24%
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🐺 Pure Indica

Timber Wolf

The strain that turns you from apex predator to Netflix hous

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Chrononaut Edition)

Time Bandit

Time Bandit is what happens when a mad scientist decides to

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Time Benderl

Time Benderl is what happens when Bodhi Seeds asks, "What if

THC 17-20%
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⚖️ Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Time Change

Time Change is the cannabis equivalent of hitting snooze on

THC 28%
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🟣 Couch-Locked Indica

Time Consumer

Time Consumer is the indica that makes your smartwatch cry.

THC 18%
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🔵 Classic Couch-Lock Indica

Time Cop

Time Cop won't send you back to 1985 to warn yourself about

THC 20-25%
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🌀 Balanced Hybrid

Time Loop

Time Loop is Botafarm's attempt to bottle déjà vu and sell i

THC 20-27%
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⚡ Auto-Flowering Hybrid

Time Machine

An autoflower that actually gets you high—Night Owl cracked

THC 18-26%
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🌀 Hybrid Roulette Wheel

Time Machine

Time Machine isn’t one strain—it’s the cannabis equivalent o

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Balanced Hybrid

Time Out

Time Out is Blue Bloods Grow’s polite way of telling your fr

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Couch-Adjacent Indica

Time Out

Time Out is the cannabis equivalent of hitting the snooze bu

THC 8-9%
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🚀 Straight Sativa

Time Traveler

Time Traveler is what happens when breeders try to cram 88 m

THC 20%
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🔴 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Time Wreck

Time Wreck is what happens when Trainwreck and Vortex have a

THC 19-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Time Ztone

Time Ztone is what happens when breeders try to make a strai

THC 28%
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🔮 100% Certified Couch Magnet

Timeless Mutiny

Meet the strain that overthrows your plans like a tiny green

THC 20%
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🚀 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Timewarp by Clone Onlys

Timewarp is the strain that makes your watch jealous—18% THC

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Timewreck

A strain so disorienting it makes daylight savings look reas

THC 18-25%
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🌀 Sativa-Leaning Hybrid

Timewreck

Timewreck is what happens when Trainwreck and Vortex have a

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

TimTreeBlow

Envy Genetics basically asked, "What if a Christmas tree and

THC 22-26%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tina

Tina is the strain that asks 'What plans?' before body-slamm

THC 20-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tina

Tina is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket soaked i

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (Like a seesaw but with more giggles)

Tina Danza

Tina Danza is Swamp Boys’ attempt to make a strain that’s ba

THC 18-22%
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🔮 Certified Couch-Lock OG

Tinashe

Tinashe is the strain equivalent of canceling all your plans

THC 18%

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