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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tinfoil Hat

When your group chat thinks 5G towers cause munchies, pass t

THC 20%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Ting

Ting is the strain you smoke when your to-do list is longer

THC 18%
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⚖️ Hybrid (55% indica / 45% sativa)

Tinker Toots

Tinker Toots is what happens when lab-coat nerds at The Gras

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Indica (with commitment issues)

Tinkerdick Quall

Tinkerdick Quall sounds like a rejected Harry Potter spell,

THC 20%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Tinklez by The Bakery Genetics

Tinklez sounds like what happens after too many beers, but t

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tintin Kush

Named after everyone's favorite Belgian reporter, Tintin Kus

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

Tinto De Verano

Imagine your brain taking a Mediterranean vacation without t

THC 18%
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🤸‍♂️ Balanced Hybrid

Tippy Toes

Named after how you'll tiptoe to the fridge at 2 AM, Tippy T

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Commander

TipTop Magoo

TipTop Magoo is True Canna Genetics’ love letter to everyone

THC 18%
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⚫ Pure Indica Time Machine

Tirah Maidan Hashplant

Meet the strain that looks like it hitchhiked out of the Afg

THC 15-22%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Tirah Valley

Straight outta the actual mountains and into your grinder, T

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Dessert-Inspired Hybrid

Tiramisu

Imagine stuffing an entire tiramisu into a grinder and someh

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Dessert-Flavored Couch Magnet

Tiramisu

Named after the only thing Italians love more than dramatic

THC 23%
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🍰 Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Tiramisu

Imagine the fancy coffee shop dessert, but instead of a poli

THC 21%
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⚖️ Dessert-Disguised Hybrid

Tiramisu

The strain that convinced your stoner cousin he’s a pastry c

THC 15-25%
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🍰 Dessert-Forward Hybrid

Tiramisu Teeth

Tiramisu Teeth is the strain equivalent of eating tiramisu i

THC 23-25%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Dessert

Tiramisu V2

Tiramisu V2 is what happens when Wedding Cake and Gelato 45

THC 22-25%
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🔥 Hybrid Napalm

Tire Fire

Tire Fire is what happens when Archive Seed Bank decides you

THC 25-30%
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🔥 Pure Indica Napalm

Tire Fire

Tire Fire is the strain equivalent of getting hit by a semi

THC 25-30%
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🔥 Pure Indica Napalm

Tire Fire

Tire Fire is what happens when you let Do-Si-Dos make out wi

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Tirich Mir

Named after a Himalayan peak so high it makes Everest look l

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant OG

Tita OG

Meet Tita OG—the strain that dresses like an indica but part

THC 18%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Titan

Titan is what happens when breeders decide "mild sedation" s

THC 20%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Enhanced Hybrid

Titan

Royal Queen Seeds crammed ruderalis, indica and sativa into

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Commander

Titan

Titan is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket made of

THC 18%
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⚖️ Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Salad

Titan by The 7 Dwarfs

Imagine if a Russian auto-flower, a couch-lock indica, and a

THC 18%
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⚡ Fast-Finishing Hybrid

Titan Express

Titan Express is what happens when breeders get impatient an

THC 20-26%
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🐒 Hybrid Auto-Flower

Titan Gorilla Auto

Titan Gorilla Auto is the strain for people who want Gorilla

THC 18-24%
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🟡 Sativa-ish F1 Hybrid

Titan Haze

Meet Titan Haze, the strain that cosplays as a vintage Haze

THC 18-22%
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⚖️ Kush-Adjacent Identity-Crisis Hybrid

Titan OG

Meet Titan OG—the strain so confused about its own family tr

THC 25-30%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Luxury Liner

Titanic

Named after the unsinkable ship, Titanic by Sure Fire Seeds

THC 18%
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🟢 90% Sativa Chaos

Titanic Apple Primal Scream

A sativa so loud it makes your brain do the Titanic pose whi

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ 60/40 Hybrid

Titanimal

Meet Titanimal—the strain that looks like it ate a gym and b

THC 22-26%
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⚡ Hybrid Heavy-Hitter

Titanimal

Titanimal is what happens when OG Kush and Animal Cookies ge

THC 20-28%
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⚡ 75% Sativa Power-Up

Titanium

Titanium is what happens when breeders try to make weed that

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Titanium

Titanium is what happens when Vancouver Island breeders deci

THC 21%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Flame-Thrower

Titanium Fire

Love Genetics basically weaponized espresso beans and called

THC 20%
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🔥 Sativa

Titankane

Titankane is the strain Seedbleed cooked up after someone sa

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Titans Chunk

Titans Chunk is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket

THC 18-22%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Titans Haze

A blast-from-the-past sativa that grows like bamboo and hits

THC 10-15%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Chaos

Titans Haze AKA Fuma con Diablos

Flying Dutchmen’s love letter to your productivity’s funeral

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Full-Throttle Sativa

Tite Ass

Tite Ass sounds like a typo your phone refuses to learn, but

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid Knockout

Title Belt

Title Belt is the strain that trained in a secret undergroun

THC 18-27%
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🏆 Couch-Lock Champion

Title Town Kush

Named like a sports bar but hits like a linebacker. Title To

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Royalty

Titty Sprinkles

Titty Sprinkles sounds like a stripper name, but this Secret

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant

Titty Sprinkles

Yes, it's actually called Titty Sprinkles—because nothing sc

THC 5%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Titty Sprinkles x Hazy Lady #12

ThugPug Genetics took Titty Sprinkles and Hazy Lady #12, got

THC 30-40%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Titus Kush

Meet Titus Kush—the strain that makes your to-do list sponta

THC 20%

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