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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tix Tax

Tix Tax is what happens when Bulletproof Genetics asks, "How

THC 22%
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🟢 Functional Indica

TJ's CBD

Meet the strain that’s basically chamomile tea with a colleg

THC 8-18%
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⚡ Balanced Hybrid

TK Banger

TK Banger is what happens when Dutch breeders kidnap Florida

THC 18-26%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

TK Bx1

TK Bx1 is Jungle Boys’ love letter to anyone who’s ever said

THC 22%
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⚖️ Franken-hybrid

TK Chem91 Gellati X Chem D Chemsis

Meet the strain that sounds like a chemistry midterm and hit

THC 20-26%
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🦍 Hybrid (60/40, like your ex's custody split)

TK Lato

TK Lato is Jungle Boys’ way of saying “sorry we made you too

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

TK M10

TK M10 is the strain Equilibrium Genetics cooked up when the

THC 19%
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🌿 Hybrid

TK Mintz

TK Mintz is what happens when Florida's swamp-gas Triangle K

THC 22-29%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Haze (Yes, You Read That Right)

TK NL5 Haze

AK Bean Brains took "Haze" and said "what if we made it nap

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

TK Skunk

TK Skunk is what happens when breeders ask "what if we made

THC 18-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock OG

TK SoCal Reunion

The love-child of Skunk House Genetics' decade-long breeding

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Indica-Leaning Hybrid (70/30)

TK TK NL5 Haze F2

AK Bean Brains took classic NL5 Haze, hit it with the F2 rem

THC 18%
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👾 Couch-Lock Commander

TK x Wookies

TK x Wookies is the strain that answers the age-old question

THC 20-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

TK-91

TK-91 is the strain that answers the question, "What if a pi

THC 18-25%
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🟣 Certified Couch-Lock Commander

TK43 by Jungle Boys

TK43 is what happens when Jungle Boys decide your plans are

THC 18%
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🟣 Deep-Fried Indica

TK91

TK91 sounds like a failed boy-band from 1991, but it’s actua

THC 22%
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🔴 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Tklato

Tklato is what happens when Florida swamp gas collides with

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

TKM10

TKM10 is Coastal Seed Co’s love letter to indica purists—bas

THC 22-26%
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🔮 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

TKNL5Haze x MTF

AK Bean Brains basically Frankensteined a couch-lock monster

THC 18-25%
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🔵 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

TKNL5Haze X NL5

If strain names were Wi-Fi passwords, this one would still b

THC 19-26%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

TKNL5Haze x Sawtooth Skunk

AK Bean Brains took a Haze that thinks it's a sativa and a S

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Sativa with Identity Issues

TKO

TKO by Ganja Farmer Seed Company is the cannabis equivalent

THC 22%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

TKO

TKO isn’t asking if you’re ready—it’s already winding up the

THC 26%
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💤 Pure Indica

Tko 20 By Loyal 2 Tha Soil Va

Meet Tko 20, the strain that turns your couch into a La-Z-Bo

THC 22%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Champion

TKO by James Loud Genetics

TKO isn’t named after a boxing term by accident—this indica

THC 15-25%
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🔵 Heavyweight Indica

TKO by Skunk House Genetics

TKO is the strain that asks “what if couch-lock had a PhD?”

THC 20-25%
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🔵 OG Indica

TKO OG

TKO OG is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket laced

THC 15-25%
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⚡ Hybrid (AKA Legalized Chaos)

TKO'd

TKO'd by Kineos Genetics is the cannabis equivalent of a par

THC 20-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced Hybrid

TL;DR

The strain for people who can't commit to either indica or s

THC 18-25%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Tlene Kween by Kuntry Greenthumb

Meet Tlene Kween, the strain that spent three years in R&D j

THC 18%
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⚫ OG Couch Magnet

TLP OG

The ‘TLP’ might stand for “Totally Lethargic Person,” becaus

THC 22-26%
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🌈 World-Traveler Hybrid

TNR by KC Brains Holland

Meet TNR, the strain that got more passport stamps than your

THC 22%
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💥 Sativa-Dominant Firecracker

TNT

TNT by Greenpoint Seeds: the strain that promises dynamite e

THC 15%
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💣 Couch-Lock Indica

TNT

Named after something that literally explodes, TNT delivers

THC 24%
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💥 Balanced Hybrid

TNT by Rated Gas Genetics

TNT is the strain equivalent of a Michael Bay movie: loud, f

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Commander

TNT by The Seed Kompany

TNT is the strain equivalent of a Netflix ‘Are you still wat

THC 15-25%
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💣 Pure Indica

TNT Kush

Meet TNT Kush, the strain that turns your living room into a

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Lite

TNT Kush CBD

Meet TNT Kush CBD—the strain that whispers "relax" instead o

THC 8-10%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commander

TNT Trichome

TNT Trichome is Super Sativa Seed Club’s glitter-bomb apolog

THC 18-23%
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⚫ Pure Indica (They Swear)

To Be Renamed By Southern Humboldt Seeds Collective

The strain so committed to mystery it literally left the nam

THC 15-25%
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🐸 Couch-Lock Poison

Toad Venom

Meet Toad Venom, the strain that sounds like a failed superh

THC 22%
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🐸 Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Toad Venom

Meet Toad Venom—the only time licking a toad is actually enc

THC 28%
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🟣 Pure Indica

Toad Venum

Toad Venum is the strain that makes you croak—in a good way.

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Express

Toad Venum Autoflower

Meet Toad Venum, the strain that turns your living room into

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champ

Toadstool

Toadstool is the boutique brain-baby of mysterious breeder S

THC 15-25%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Light™

Toast I Dos

Imagine if Cinnamon Toast Crunch and your grandpa's recliner

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ 50/50 Michigan Muffin

Toast R Strudel

Imagine a breakfast pastry that got baked, then got you bake

THC 20%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Toasted

Toasted is Ethos Genetics’ attempt at making Sour Diesel cud

THC 18%

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