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TON618 F1
Meet TON618 F1, the strain named after a supermassive black
THC 18-25%Tongue
Tongue is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who won't s
THC 15-25%Tongue of Fire
Tongue of Fire sounds like a chili-pepper BJ gone wrong, but
THC 18%Tongue Punch
Tongue Punch sounds like a porn parody but actually delivers
THC 18%Tongue Splasher
Imagine if Gushers had a baby with itself and that baby grew
THC 18%Tongue Splasher
Tongue Splasher is the strain equivalent of licking a melted
THC 15-25%Tonic Ryder
Tonic Ryder is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss Army knife
THC 18%Tonton Vader #12
Tonton Vader #12 is Beuh-Chat's twelfth attempt to perfect t
THC 18-24%Tony Clifton
Meet Tony Clifton, the sativa that shows up to your brain’s
THC 18%Tony Montana
Tony Montana is the boutique hybrid that shows up in a white
THC 22-30%Tony Rocky Horror
Named after the most confusing midnight movie ever, Tony Roc
THC 22%Too Cool
Too Cool is the strain equivalent of that friend who shows u
THC 18%Too Much Juice
Too Much Juice is the strain equivalent of drinking six juic
THC 15-25%Too Much Z
Bloom Seed Co basically asked, 'What if diabetes had a terpe
THC 20-22%Too True
Too True is what happens when breeders decide chill is a per
THC 18-24%Too True x Deep Chunk
Meet the strain that asks, "Why stand when you can melt?" To
THC 18-24%Toof Decay
Imagine if a dentist bred weed instead of fixing teeth—this
THC 15%Toof Decay
Like mainlining a Werther's Original straight to your bloods
THC 18-22%Toof Fairy
Meet Toof Fairy: the strain that spent a decade in Mephisto'
THC 18-24%Toofless Alien
An intergalactic auto-flower that forgot its dentures and br
THC 18-24%Toofless Tyrone
Toofless Tyrone is the strain for growers who want top-shelf
THC 15-25%Tootberry
Tootberry is what happens when Red Scare Seed Co. asks, "Wha
THC 18%Tooth Wreck
Born when Dankonomics Genetics asked 'what if a strain had c
THC 18%Tootsz Pop
Meet Tootsz Pop, the strain that took Savage Seed Collective
THC 21-23%Top 10 Indicas
Meet the varsity squad of narcolepsy: ten indica legends so
THC 18-26%Top 44
Top 44 is Amsterdam’s greatest gift to people who consider g
THC 18%Top 44
The strain that proves you can time a grow cycle like a micr
THC 18%Top 44
Meet the cannabis equivalent of a microwave dinner: Top 44,
THC 30%Top 69
Advanced Seeds basically speed-ran cannabis breeding and cal
THC 18%Top Boys Cherry Afghani
This 18% THC knockout by Top Boy Genetics is basically Afgha
THC 18%Top Dawg
Meet Top Dawg—the strain that thinks it's the alpha of your
THC 18%Top Dollar
Top Dollar is the corporate overachiever of sativas—bred lik
THC 20-25%Top Gear
Top Gear is the strain equivalent of ordering "mystery meat"
THC 18-26%Top Gun
Named after the movie your dad quotes daily, Top Gun is Atla
THC 20-25%Top Gun
Top Gun is the strain equivalent of a sugar-addled fighter p
THC 15-25%Top Hat
Meet Top Hat, the strain that looks like it’s about to tip i
THC 18%Top Haze
Top Haze is the espresso shot of weed: 18% THC, 100% chaos.
THC 18%Top Notch
Top Notch is Exotic Genetix’s polite way of saying “we naile
THC 18-22%Top Of The Muffin
The strain that answers the age-old question: what if weed t
THC 18%Top Secret Cookies
Copenhagen Seed Company basically took your grandma's cookie
THC 18%Top Shelf
Top Shelf isn’t a cultivar, it’s a dare: try this and tell u
THC 23-30%Top Shelf by Offensive Selections
Offensive Selections basically dumpster-dived OG Kush, Chemd
THC 18-22%Top Shelfs
Meet Top Shelfs: the cannabis equivalent of a $17 bottled wa
THC 20%Top Skunk 44
Meet Top Skunk 44, the strain that proves "skunk" isn't just
THC 18%Top44
Top44 is Homegrown Fantaseeds' love letter to anyone who's e
THC 22%Topanga
Topanga is what happens when OG Kush gets a trust fund and m
THC 22-29%Topanga Breath
Topanga Breath is what happens when Red Scare Seed Co. lets
THC 21%Topanga Cake
Topanga Cake is the edible equivalent of getting hugged by a
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