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🟢 SoCal OG Hybrid

Topanga Canyon

Meet Topanga Canyon: the strain that makes you smell like yo

THC 20-30%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Canyon

Topanga Canyon OG

Named after the windy canyon where yoga moms get lost in Who

THC 18%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Commando

Topanga Cookies

Topanga Cookies is the strain equivalent of showing up to a

THC 18-25%
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🟢 OG-Adjacent Hybrid That Forgot to Hit the Gym

Topanga OG

Topanga OG is the yoga-pants-wearing cousin of OG Kush who m

THC 10-15%
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🔵 Classic Indica (That Pretends It’s a Hybrid)

Topanga Pines

Meet Topanga Pines, South Bay Genetics’ love letter to couch

THC 18%
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🟤 OG-Meets-Landrace Hybrid

Topanga Poison

Imagine your dad’s OG Kush knocking boots with a South Afric

THC 19-24%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Topanga Pure Kush

Greenpoint Seeds dropped this purple-hued knockout in April

THC 20-28%
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🌅 Hybrid That Can’t Pick a Lane

Topanga Sky

Topanga Sky is what happens when East Coast Sour Diesel gets

THC 20-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Topanga Sour Kush by Flip Side

Named after a canyon and bred to make you feel like you fell

THC 15-25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Topanga Stars

Topanga Stars is what happens when breeders spend too much t

THC 18%
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💍 Couch-Lock Cake

Topanga Wedding

Topanga Wedding is what happens when two elite clone-only st

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Pure Indica (The Couch-Lock Express)

Tora Bora

Named after the cave complex where they allegedly couldn't f

THC 18-24%
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🍪 Balanced Hybrid

Tora Bora Cookies

Named after a cave complex and a snack aisle staple, Tora Bo

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Torchberry

Meet Torchberry, the strain that spent three years in cannab

THC 18-22%
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🟡 Pure Sativa

Toretto's Car

This 27% sativa is what happens when Fast & Furious meets yo

THC 27%
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🌀 Pure Sativa

Tornado Weed

Tornado Weed is what happens when Jamaican breeders decide c

THC 18%
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⚪ Couch-Lock Express

Toro Blanco

Paisa Grow Seeds took a sativa-looking snow globe and stuffe

THC 22-28%
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🐂 Balanced Hybrid

Toro by GLK Genetics

Toro is GLK Genetics' attempt to breed a strain that hits li

THC 20-27%
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🔴 Balanced Hybrid with Raging Bull Energy

Toro Rojo

Toro Rojo means 'Red Bull,' and no, it won't give you wings—

THC 17-23%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Toro Sentado

Toro Sentado is the cannabis equivalent of a weighted blanke

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Toronja

Toronja is what happens when a grapefruit gets ambitious and

THC 18-24%
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🍊 Sativa with a citrus superiority complex

Toronja by Antistresscrew

Toronja is what happens when a grapefruit gets a PhD in vibe

THC 18%
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⚡ Straight Sativa

Toronjaz by Black Tuna

Meet Toronjaz, the strain that makes your to-do list look li

THC 20-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Torpedo

Torpedo by VIP Seeds is the cannabis equivalent of a Swiss A

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly Balanced 50/50 Hybrid

Torque by Robin Hood Seeds

Torque is Robin Hood Seeds' attempt to make a hybrid so bala

THC 18-23%
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🔮 Boutique Dessert Indica

Torrone

Torrone is the cannabis equivalent of that fancy nougat you

THC 15-25%
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🍫 Couch-Lock Nougat

Torrone 2

Torrone 2 is the Willy-Wonka-meets-Guido strain that smells

THC 15-25%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Truffle Monster

Torrwood Truffle

Torrwood Truffle is the bougie love-child of a mushroom hunt

THC 15-40%
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⚖️ 55% Sativa Hybrid

Torta Funk

Torta Funk is what happens when a pastry chef and a botanist

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Tortoni by Totemic

Tortoni is Totemic’s answer to “what if we made weed that co

THC 20%
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⚓ Sativa-Heavy Hybrid

Tortuga

Tortuga is the strain that shows up late to the party, tells

THC 18-22%
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⚔️ Sativa-Heavy Swashbuckler

Tortuga Ninja

Named after a mutant turtle who definitely smoked weed, Tort

THC 24%
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🟢 Old-School Sativa

Tosh Valley

Tosh Valley is the strain equivalent of drinking chai at 14,

THC 10-15%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Total Eclipse

Named after the cosmic event that makes everyone stare at th

THC 15-25%
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🟢 Sativa

Total Paralysis

The only thing this strain paralyzes is your ability to give

THC 22%
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🟣 Certified Couch Log

Totem Polez

Totem Polez is the strain that turns you into decorative fur

THC 22%
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🌈 Hybrid (Froot-Loop Fuel Edition)

Toucan Chem

Imagine someone poured diesel into a box of Fruity Pebbles,

THC 20%
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🌈 Fruit-Loop Hybrid

Toucan Sam

Imagine if your childhood cereal got a master's degree in ch

THC 27-30%
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🤷‍♂️ Mysterious Hybrid

Touch of Grey

Touch of Grey is the cannabis equivalent of that friend who

THC 18-24%
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🏈 Sativa

Touchdown Jesus

The only strain that makes you feel like you got body-slamme

THC 18%
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⚖️ 55/45 Hybrid

Touchdown Turtles

Touchdown Turtles is what happens when scientists get high o

THC 24%
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⚖️ Hybrid

Tough Monkey

Meet Tough Monkey—the strain that hits like a motivational s

THC 18-22%
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⚫️ Hype-Indica

Tourist Trap

Named after the very suckers who’ll overpay for it, Tourist

THC 15-25%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Tourmaline Cream

Tourmaline Cream is Red Scare Seed Company's love letter to

THC 20-24%
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🟣 Pure Couch Concrete

Towerful

Towerful is the architectural marvel of weed—dense, purple,

THC 18%
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🔥 Balanced Hybrid

Towering Inferno

Towering Inferno is what happens when Thunderfudge decides t

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Pure Sativa Powerhouse

Towers Of Power

Meet the strain that makes Red Bull look like chamomile tea.

THC 18-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant

Toxic

Toxic sounds like something you'd call your ex, but this sat

THC 18-24%

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