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🔴 Couch-Lock Express

Train Wreck

Named after either a literal train crash or the plant's abil

THC 20-25%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainberry

Trainberry is High Ground Ganja's attempt to turn your brain

THC 20-26%
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⚫ Indica (The Couch Whisperer)

Training Day

Training Day is DNA Genetics’ way of saying "forget leg day,

THC 25%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

TrainK Dog

Meet TrainK Dog: the 18% THC hybrid that starts like a chill

THC 18%
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🚂 Sativa Express

Trainwreck

Meet the strain that sounds like a disaster movie but hits l

THC 15-20%
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🔴 Sativa-Dominant

Trainwreck

Trainwreck is the cannabis equivalent of a triple espresso l

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa

Trainwreck

This strain’s called Trainwreck because it literally derails

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck

Named after exactly what happens to your afternoon plans, Tr

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Pure Sativa Chaos

Trainwreck

Trainwreck is Homegrown Fantaseeds' love letter to anyone wh

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant

Trainwreck

The strain that earned its name by leaving your plans in abs

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Locomotive

Trainwreck

Named after what your brain feels like after three hits, Tra

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Disaster

Trainwreck

Named after the exact moment you realize you’re way too high

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Locomotive

Trainwreck

Trainwreck is the cannabis equivalent of realizing you left

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck

Meet Trainwreck—the strain that sounds like a disaster movie

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa

Trainwreck

Meet Trainwreck: the strain that named itself after what hap

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa

Trainwreck

Named after what your brain feels like post-toke, Trainwreck

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa-leaning Hybrid

Trainwreck

Meet Trainwreck: the strain that earned its name by turning

THC 20%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Trainwreck Arcata Cut

Twenty20 Genetics took classic Trainwreck, slapped it into a

THC 22%
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⚡ Ruderalis-Powered Hybrid

Trainwreck Auto

Imagine the original Trainwreck got impatient, hit the gym,

THC 20-24%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Autoflower

Trainwreck Auto

The cannabis equivalent of mixing espresso with a freight tr

THC 20-24%
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🚂 Autoflowering Hybrid

Trainwreck Auto

Imagine the original Trainwreck put on a strict CrossFit reg

THC 20-24%
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⚡ Sativa-Dominant Auto

Trainwreck Automatic

The cannabis equivalent of double-parking a freight train in

THC 15-25%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck by Barneys Farm

Named Trainwreck because you'll feel like you just got T-bon

THC 15-20%
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⚡ Purebred Sativa Chaos

Trainwreck by Clone Onlys

This isn’t your commuter rail—Trainwreck is the Amtrak of sa

THC 15-20%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck by Dr. Greenthumb

Named after the exact feeling you'll have 30 minutes in, Tra

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck by Humboldt Seed Organisation

Named after the exact moment it hits your brain, Trainwreck

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck by United Cannabis Seeds

Imagine your brain getting rear-ended by a locomotive made o

THC 15%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck by Zamnesia

Named after what happens to your productivity, Trainwreck is

THC 15-20%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant CBD Hybrid

Trainwreck CBD

This is what happens when the original Trainwreck goes to th

THC 12-15%
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🚂 Sativa Locomotive

Trainwreck Kush Haze #1

This Rare Dankness creation is what happens when Trainwreck

THC 22-28%
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💍 Hybrid Drama Bomb

Trainwreck Made Of Honor Bad Girl

Twenty20 Genetics basically Frankensteined a rom-com, a soap

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Trainwreck Meds

The strain that proves you can indeed polish a Trainwreck an

THC 18-25%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Hybrid

Trainwreck Williams Trainwreck '95 Pre-Arcata

Think of it as the cannabis equivalent of your uncle’s ’95 m

THC 15-25%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Locomotive

Trainwreck Willie

Named after the Red-Headed Stranger, this sativa freight tra

THC 18-24%
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⚡ High-Velocity Sativa

Trainwreck X Anaphylaxis

A collision between classic Trainwreck and the ominously-nam

THC 27%
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🟣 CBD Couch-Lock Lite

Tramp CBD

Meet Tramp CBD—the strain that lets you feel classy while st

THC 10%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Classic

Tramuntana Star

Tramuntana Star is what happens when Spanish breeders decide

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Classic

Trance

Trance is Dutch Passion’s love letter to everyone who thinks

THC 18-22%
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🌀 Sativa-Lean Hybrid

Trance Plant

Trance Plant is what happens when breeders lock themselves i

THC 20-25%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Express

Tranquil Detours

A boutique West Coast nightcap that literally GPS-navigates

THC 20-26%
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🔮 Couch-Lock OG

Tranquil Elephantizer

Tranquil Elephantizer is the strain that asks, “Ever wanted

THC 18-24%
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🐘 Indica

Tranquil Elephantizer

Tranquil Elephantizer is the strain equivalent of getting hu

THC 18-25%
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💚 Pure Sativa Power Trip

Trans Love

John Sinclair's Trans Love is basically espresso that grew l

THC 18-24%
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🚂 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Triple Threat

Trans Siberian

Auto Seeds spent five years breeding this frosty little tank

THC 18-24%
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🔴 Couch-Lock OG

Transformed Face

Transformed Face is the strain that literally rearranges you

THC 25%
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🔵 Straight-Up Sativa

Transformer

Meet Transformer, the strain that converts couch-locked zomb

THC 18-22%
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🟢 African Sativa Hybrid

Transkei

Meet Transkei—the strain that backpacked out of South Africa

THC 18%
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🟢 Pure African Sativa

Transkei by Seeds of Africa

Meet Transkei: the strain that makes your Wi-Fi feel slow. T

THC 18%

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