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🟢 Straight Indica

Toxic Avenger

Named after the cult-classic mutant hero, Toxic Avenger is t

THC 20%
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🧪 50/50 Hybrid

Toxic Avenger

Toxic Avenger is the strain that sounds like a rejected Marv

THC 18%
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🔵 Couch-Locked Indica

Toxic Blue

Toxic Blue is the strain equivalent of a weighted blanket so

THC 22-23%
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🔵 Indica

Toxic Blue 33

Meet Toxic Blue 33—the strain that sounds like a biohazard b

THC 20-24%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Toxic Blue by The Blazing Pistileros

Meet Toxic Blue, the strain that looks like it was grown in

THC 20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Toxic Chem

Toxic Chem is what happens when mad scientists decide "mello

THC 18%
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💣 Balanced Hybrid

Toxic Cherry Bomb

Strains Lab basically weaponized fruit salad. One whiff of t

THC 20-25%
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💣 Hybrid Grenade

Toxic Cherry Bomb x Agent Orange

Imagine a fruit salad that studied abroad in a chemical weap

THC 18%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Toxic Cherry Bomb x Hammer Juice

This Strains Lab Frankenstein fuses cherry candy gas with th

THC 22%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Toxic Cherry Bomb x OG Kush

Strains Lab Frankensteined Cherry Bomb and OG Kush into this

THC 18-28%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Indica

Toxic Cherry Bomb X Peyote Cookies

This Strains Lab Frankenstein mashes radioactive cherries wi

THC 24-27%
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🍒🧀 50/50 Hybrid

Toxic Cherry Bomb X Triple Cheese Bys Lab

This strain is what happens when a mad scientist drops a che

THC 18%
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🔴 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Toxic Cherry Bomb x ZZ Punch

Imagine getting dropkicked by a cherry pie that studied mart

THC 20-28%
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⚡ Full-Send Sativa

Toxic Delusion

Toxic Delusion sounds like a warning label, but it's actuall

THC 18-25%
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🍋 Sativa-Dominant

Toxic Fruits

Toxic Fruits is what happens when a Haze plant huffs paint t

THC 15-25%
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🔋 Heavy Indica

Toxic Green

Exotic Genetix spent 18 months breeding this couch-lock cham

THC 22%
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☢️ Sativa with a PhD in Sass

Toxic Healer

Toxic Healer sounds like a Marvel villain who moonlights as

THC 18-20%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Commander

Toxic Lord

Like a velvet sledgehammer, Toxic Lord bludgeons your centra

THC 22%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Indica

Toxic Marriage

Toxic Marriage is the strain that finally answers the questi

THC 25%
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⚖️ Hybrid Royalty With Trust Issues

Toxic Princess

Meet Toxic Princess, the strain that treats your brain like

THC 20%
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🍓 50/50 Hybrid (a.k.a. The Berry Balanced)

Toxic Strawberry

Toxic Strawberry is the strain your mom warned you about—exc

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Toxic Truffle

Toxic Truffle is what happens when a mushroom walks into a d

THC 18-24%
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🟢 Sativa Franken-Monster

Toxic Truffle x Tom Hill Haze x A5hbx x Mac

This lab-baby has four parents, 22% THC, and the ego to matc

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa

Toxic x Sour Face

Meet the sativa that sounds like a rejected Batman villain.

THC 18%
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⚖️ Perfectly-Balanced Hybrid

Toyz

Toyz is Archive Seed Bank’s attempt at making the cannabis e

THC 18-22%
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🔥 Pure Sativa Rocket Fuel

Tr 727

Tr 727 is what happens when breeders decide espresso isn't s

THC 18-24%
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⚫ Couch-Lock Certified Indica

TR-3B

TR-3B is Mogwai Genetics’ love letter to anyone who’s ever m

THC 24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Split-Screen Hybrid

TR-606

TR-606 is the cannabis equivalent of a mullet: business in t

THC 18%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid (AKA 'Schrödinger's Couch')

TR-707

TR-707 is what happens when breeders try to split the differ

THC 10-20%
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🔮 Couch-Lock Certified Indica

Tr3komoza

Tr3komoza is what happens when Alastorlabs asks, "What if we

THC 20-25%
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🏃‍♂️ Couch-Lock Champion

Track Star

Track Star sounds like it should energize you, but this indi

THC 18-25%
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⚙️ Pure Indica

Tractor Fuel

Tractor Fuel is the only strain legally required to come wit

THC 20-25%
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⛽ Couch-Lock OG

Tractor Gas

Imagine huffing diesel fumes behind a barn and then discover

THC 26%
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🌗 Ruderalis-Indica-Sativa Buffet

Trade Bait

Night Owl Seeds basically Frankensteined the cannabis family

THC 18-24%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Trade Winds

Trade Winds is Old World Organics' attempt at cannabis déten

THC 18%
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⚖️ 50/50 Hybrid

Trademark Chad

Meet the strain that peaked in high school and never shut up

THC 18%
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🔴 Shhh-Indica

Traditional Cotton Censored

Imagine cotton candy after it’s been interrogated by the fed

THC 15-25%
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🔥 Indica (a.k.a. Couch-Lock in a Jar)

Traditional Spray Paint

The strain that proves huffing paint is officially obsolete—

THC 20%
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🟡 Balanced Hybrid

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam is the strain that promises gridlock in your syn

THC 18%
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🟢 Sativa

Traffic Jam

Traffic Jam is the only traffic you’ll ever WANT to sit in—t

THC 19-26%
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🚦 Couch-Lock Indica

Traffic Stopper

The strain equivalent of doing 20 in a 65—Traffic Stopper wi

THC 22%
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🟢 Sativa-Dominant AK-47 Offspring

Trai K 47

AK-47’s hyper-caffeinated cousin that studied abroad in Bang

THC 25%
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🟣 Indica-Dominant Hybrid

Trail Mix

Trail Mix is the strain for people who want to feel like the

THC 18-23%
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⚖️ True Hybrid (Phenotype Russian Roulette)

Trail Mix

Trail Mix is what happens when a dispensary marketing team e

THC 20-27%
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🟣 Couch-Lock Champion

Trail Snackz

Trail Snackz is the strain that asks, "What if a granola bar

THC 22-25%
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🔵 Couch-Lock Express

Train Dog

Train Dog is the strain that teaches you what 'indica' reall

THC 20%
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⚖️ Balanced Hybrid

Train Hopper

Train Hopper is the strain equivalent of riding Amtrak: star

THC 18-24%
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🚂 Sativa-Dominant Chaos

Train Wreck

Named after either an actual train derailment or the state y

THC 18-25%

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